I just bought a new house and as I was looking around I found a door that was no in the lay out of they house. so Looked through it and flames were coming out of it and I'm pretty sure that I heard people screaming and some booming voice chanting in tounges.
2006-11-07 05:34:03 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Mythology & Folklore
No, you just accidentially went into Wal Mart
2006-11-07 06:51:43 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
you're operating on the concept that there is a God and a Hell, that your non secular beliefs are the purely valid beliefs, and that your beliefs are better to all others. i'm Jewish (yet uncertain to no matter if i count number on something), and Jews do not count number on a Hell, a minimum of not something resembling the Christian perspective. How might want to you want it if I requested you what you may want to do once you die and locate out that your faith replaced into all a lie and that over one billion everybody is dropping their time praying to an common guy who's been lifeless and lengthy gone for type of two,000 years? i does not ask you one of those query because that is disrespectful to you and anybody with non secular beliefs resembling yours. for a similar reason, that is irrelevant and disrespectful that you'll pose your question to those who do not percentage your beliefs.
2016-11-28 21:29:28 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hmm...interesting. I think I have the same problem...except it's not the house...more along the lines of I'M the portal to hell. ::Laughs maniacally:: So basically...just because I answered this question, you're going to hell! Congratulations! Oh, and, when you get the chance, let Satan know I have some more souls for him.
2006-11-07 05:58:04 · answer #3 · answered by third_syren_of_seduction 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get out of the house now! Run! Grab your crucifix on the way, just in case, it may save your life.
Oh and don't turn around while you're running thru the house. That will always make you fall down and then you're done for.
2006-11-07 05:37:32 · answer #4 · answered by momofmodi 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Umm those mushrooms? Just WHERE did you get them?
Anyway - save that door for the next time you get religious callers trying to convert you. Invite them right in and show them into that room!
It could be useful for people selling encyclopedias too.
2006-11-07 05:57:28 · answer #5 · answered by Sue 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go thru the door. If Satan is there, you have found a doorway to hell.
2006-11-07 05:37:24 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Can I have the keys I got a few people I would like to visit HELL
2006-11-07 06:01:51 · answer #7 · answered by Cherry Berry 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't go around telling people just close the door up.
2006-11-07 05:46:34 · answer #8 · answered by missgigglebunny 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OK.
You're going to need a Rabbi, a virgin maiden, some whiskey and several rolls of ductape.
Not really sure how'd they help, but I imagine in the end they would be useful.
2006-11-07 05:43:56 · answer #9 · answered by Six Desecrated Shrines 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Cool, grabbing a pack of hotdogs and marshmallows, on my way over.....your turn to buy some beer!
2006-11-07 05:42:23 · answer #10 · answered by Pale 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋