A little kid walks into a city bus and sits right behind the driver and starts yelling, ''If my dad was a bull and my mom a cow I'd be a little bull. ''
The driver starts getting mad at the noisy kid, who continues with, ''If my dad was an elephant and my mom a girl elephant I would be a little elephant .''
The kid goes on with several animals until the bus driver gets angry and yells at the kid, ''What if your dad was a drunk and your mom was a prostitute?! ''
The kid smiles and says, ''I would be a bus driver!''
2006-11-07 05:21:24 · 17 answers · asked by ||| Romeo Boy ||| 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Thanks, that put a smile on my face.
2006-11-07 05:23:40 · answer #1 · answered by kim_in_craig 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Funny!
2006-11-07 05:23:25 · answer #2 · answered by MRG 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Cool,one I haven't heard before.
2006-11-07 05:29:23 · answer #3 · answered by Linda R 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Smirk.
2006-11-07 05:23:11 · answer #4 · answered by DiVenanzo™ 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
LOL
thats all i hav 2 say
2006-11-07 05:23:33 · answer #5 · answered by ~..::::*reality check*::::...~ 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
funny
2006-11-07 05:26:25 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I like it
:D
funny
2006-11-09 01:41:12 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was soooo funny!!!!!
2006-11-07 05:29:30 · answer #8 · answered by bdbarbie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
now that is a good one ..
2006-11-07 05:23:05 · answer #9 · answered by jack jack 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Not so funny.....karate chop yourself....
2006-11-07 05:23:03 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
hilarious!
2006-11-07 05:23:58 · answer #11 · answered by brandiejs1979 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋