Why don't zebras congregate in large groups and go around mugging lions?

Answer 1

Simple my friend:

Zebras do not have pockets and therefore if they were to mug lions they would have no-where to put anything they mugged off them.
Thats the trouble with zebras everything is so black and white.
Now Kangeroos, they will mug anything as they have the storage capacity and also know where they can get rid of the goods

Many a dingo has lost jewelry cash and mobiles to a rampaging bunch of roos

In Africa the lion very rarely gets mugged and if he did he wouldnt tell anyone about it because of his pride

Pride is important to a lion, i know that because david attenborough said it once on planet earth..well lets be honest he isnt going to say it on the moon is he
Hope this helps

Answer 2

not sure, maybe its because the lions are going about in big groups mugging them first?

Answer 3

i like to call those women people "interest whores" or "the existence of the party". i won't be able to think of of any particular term for what the adult males could be called though. sexy? And your tale jogs my memory of that frightening Jodie Foster movie, "The Accused". in case you notice a team of adult males congregating around a woman via a video activity in a dive bar, it could be called a skill rape. :|

Answer 4

Zebras are white with black stripes, not black with white stripes they won't mug anything.

Answer 5

They probably would but it takes them too long to put on the hoodies.

Answer 6

They haven't taken lessons from ants yet

Answer 7

cos they think they are playing for Newcastle and they always
lose

Answer 8

Because they are herbivores and don't eat meat.

Answer 9

they need some balaclavas and knives

Answer 10

Because if they did, more stupid questions like this one would arise..........