Contragulations, you have just won the Oscar for Best Answerer?

Question

Please give your acceptance speech...who would you thank?

Answer 1

1.the asker
2.my family for supporting me...
3.my boss for paying the electric bill n enternet bill too
4.dell computer,starhub wireless
5.all my friends who selflessly give inputs
6.all those people who hurt, pushed me around, those who loved, cherished n encouraged me...without them, i may don't have enough emotions to share on my answers....
7.prada for my clothes
8.nike for my shoes (yahoo answer resident shoe ad) lol

Answer 2

Thank you thank you , oh my god! I never thought I'd win! first of all I wanna thank Edna, without you girl, none of this would have been possible! I also have to thank all the people that reported me, you guys kept me going through the hard times! Last but not least, I wanna thank Ichi, for giving me the opportunity to answer your question, oh yeah and the man upstairs cuz without him ... yeah... I guess Im done

Answer 3

I'd like to thank my lack of motivation, for giving me the desire to sit and answer trivial questions rather than getting off my ars* and doing the myriad of tasks that I should be completing. I'd like to thank my good friend sarcasm, without whom I wouldn't be receiving this honour. I'd like to thank my mum for teaching me to spell, so that people don't need a degree in languages to decipher my questions. And most of all, I'd like to thank Yahoo for making a site that is so completely addictive and yet, in the end, pointless.

Well, where's my freaking award???

Answer 4

I would like to thank the Yahoo Administrators for suspending me so many times, it gave me the skills to give a funny answer and just barely not violate the TOS. I'd like to thank all of my stalkers who faithfully give me best answers even when my answers are total horse hockey. I'd like to thank my job that doesn't give a crap that I do this all day and ignore my duties. Lastly I'd like to thank Jack Daniels for tasting sooo sooo good.

Answer 5

I would thank in a humble manner to Y/A ... with out such a great program ... my voice and answer would never get heard.
I would like to thank all great questions .. for keeping me on my toes and my imagination riding along.
Special thanks to Ichi for making me think of this answer
and mostly thank my *suga-pop* for being unconditional
my cutie che-che for understanding my imagination
and to JustHonest for making me answer back at every snap.

And last but nos least my parents for buying me my computer and God for creating me.

Answer 6

I would like to thank my partner for putting up with the time I spend on here,my kids for having patience,and my cats for just sleeping throughout everything.

Answer 7

I'd love to thank all the askers for asking such fabulous questions!

Answer 8

First of all I would like to thank God.., my Mum and my kids for giving me a reason to live to answer..
As Elvis says.. thank you very much.. :)

Answer 9

i will like to thank yahoo and all the yahoo answers participants. i hope this award will inspire others to give good answers.

Answer 10

I would thank you for voting for me! Or whoever voted for me,
I would thank them from the bottom of my heart...