Let see who can write a good poem? Read more....... be creative?

Question

The poem should rhyme and it should have onomatopoeia, alliteration, and assonance. This poem should be creative.
For example you can use poem "the raven"
it should be at least 15 lines long
and just think of an event that can use making fun of.

the raven
http://www.pambytes.com/poe/poems/raven....

raven on the simposon's
http://youtube.com/watch?v=bzuiedayxia...

Answer 1

Maybe this'll work. I just came up with it off the top of my head.

Friday night, the house is tight,
Rocking and rolling, we party all night.
Supposed to work Saturday, so? It's all right.
Quarter til dawn, stifle a yawn.
Somehow stagger up the stairs.
Collapse into bed, covers over my head.
Instantaneous exhausion takes its toll.
No counting sheep, I seek to sleep
Upon my porch my co-worker creeps
Banging, banging, at my door.
"What are you doing? It's eight forty-four!"
Croakingly spoke I my reply.
"Leave me 'lone. Ten minutes more."
Quoth co-worker "Never!"
Moaning, groaning. "A few minutes more!"

Answer 2

My daughter likes to cry all I do is take a seat and ask why she cries at night time, she cries interior the day She cries on an analogous time as I take her bottle away. Twisting, Turning the table changing game She wriggles She wiggles this is continuously an analogous. continually her music of melancholy and of fright it scares me, torments me each and every night time. while will she falter her marketing campaign of dread? while will her cry quit me leaving my mattress? Hopeful and stressful, I assemble tension to go on daily, each and every night time I solder on efficient

Answer 3

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Sugar is sweet and so are you

But......

The roses are wilting
The violets are dead
The sugar bowls empty and so is your head

Answer 4

didn't you do this yesterday?
I wrote the one about the dragon
you know...
Dragon green
Dragon gold
Scale's sheen
Tales of old
etc...