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If so, were there witnesses?

2006-11-07 02:00:59 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

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My sister had her wedding outside and this bird had a nest by the entrance, so everytime someone would walk by it would try to peck their heads.......it was SOOO funny.

2006-11-07 02:07:05 · answer #1 · answered by Princess Piper 6 · 0 0

YES. And it even got in my mouth. My parents had a pet Toucan when we were growing up. It would hop around the pen all day from branch to branch. I took a friend out to see the bird, and as the bird spun around on the perch, he dumped a big load of digested rice and fruit all over my face.

I was 8. I screamed like a girl.

2006-11-07 02:04:53 · answer #2 · answered by itsnotarealname 4 · 0 0

It reminds me of the time I was popping a bad zit on someones back. Now this was no ordinary zit, it was large and loaded with white gooey, yucky zit poop. I squeezed the zit. Now 6 people were drunk and sitting around a kitchen table at the time, all laughing. Well the zit poop went directly into a girls mouth who was 4 feet away. I hope I never see that again. But at the time it was funny and disgusting at the same time.

2006-11-07 02:09:38 · answer #3 · answered by kam_1261 6 · 0 0

well once when I was a kid I was walking down the street and I felt something on my head. So I just felt th top of my head with my hand thinking it was nothing , then wehn I looked at my hand there was this white substance.. I have no idea what it was though! I dont even remember if I took a bath straight after that incidant! *Cringes

2006-11-07 02:05:52 · answer #4 · answered by Back to black 3 · 0 0

i was little and i was riding on my mothers back when a bird pooped on her arm. then it crapped on mine in almost exactly the same place. other than eachother i dont think there where any witnesses no.

2006-11-07 02:03:53 · answer #5 · answered by 4theband 2 · 0 0

Yes and yes, many years ago. I was outside playing basketball with my cousins when I felt something wet fall on my head. I dapped it with my fingers, and imagine my horror when I saw it was pigeon poo! By pure instinct I rushed inside and wiped it with the first thing I could grab, whichhappened to be one of my father's polo shirts, and boy he was p*ssed that I used his shirt, but I was so grossed out I didn't care at the moment!

2006-11-07 02:07:38 · answer #6 · answered by Special nobody 5 · 0 0

Almost...it got the collar of my shirt, and yes a friend was there...but I hear that means good luck for a bird to crap on you.

2006-11-07 02:03:42 · answer #7 · answered by The Hit Man 6 · 1 0

Yes, that is why I now wear hats when I walk - not a little bird, but a seagull YYYEECHHHH!!!

I did win the lottery the next week, though!

2006-11-07 02:03:56 · answer #8 · answered by ♥Little♥ Latin♥ Lupe♥ Lu♥ 2 · 0 0

i think of somewhat one chicken crapped in my cleavage the day until eventually now immediately. i replaced into status under a tree and theory i felt a rain drop. i regarded down and there replaced right into a speck in my cleavage that regarded like a drop of rust water or something. for specific, i moved to a distinctive area interior the backyard.

2016-10-15 11:47:17 · answer #9 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

No that has never happened. Now I know why I'm so poor. Because I heard that if that happens to you it brings good luck. But I've had one make doo-doo on my shoulder and yes there were witnesses.

2006-11-07 03:12:59 · answer #10 · answered by somebrowning 4 · 0 0

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