I can play tunes. Can anyone get me a recording contract so I can release my farted songs and package the smell in the cd sleeve ?
2006-11-07 00:41:30 · 15 answers · asked by guffer 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Music
Will you follow through with a second album?
2006-11-07 00:49:21 · answer #1 · answered by sarah c 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
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2016-11-04 20:17:24 · answer #2 · answered by Phyllis 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha! You've made me laugh today!
Let me know if you get a recording deal - I'd sure buy it for parties etc. Not sure bout the wiffy cd sleeve though??? Why not see if you can bottle the fragrance and sell it on eBay, hey, it's been done before!!
Another little bit of advice, maybe you should think about changing your diet my friend.......
Happy farting!
xx
2006-11-07 00:48:35 · answer #3 · answered by angela g 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well guffer you can do as well as 'Le Petomane'. He is the French guy who made a living in the Music Halls with the same talent as you.
I dont want to be around when you clear your throat !!!
2006-11-07 01:39:37 · answer #4 · answered by Daddybear 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OK
flatulence is naturally funny.
I recorded my morning farts, and put them on the answering machine.
They almost spoke, apart from the one that went "proooooop".in a high tone, which may of been confusing to the listener.
Bob.
2006-11-07 01:01:42 · answer #5 · answered by Bob the Boat 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Beano!
2006-11-07 00:44:06 · answer #6 · answered by Jazzys_mom 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol couldnt be much worse than some of the shite that passes for music
2006-11-07 01:48:34 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
you'll never beat mick me mate the master farter
2006-11-07 00:44:39 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i would love to hear it but not smell it
2006-11-07 00:51:12 · answer #9 · answered by lizella 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I know someone who would definately buy it.
2006-11-07 00:44:01 · answer #10 · answered by ChaliQ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋