B.A. Baracus with an M16 -V- Darth Vader with his lightsaber?

Question

Discuss;

Answer 1

i think that it would go something like this ...
mightly overlord darth vader is sitting in a park looking supsepisous. a samll child has left some open sweets in her bag next him. being very evil he reaches in there and steals them and eats them all in one go.
luckly former a team star ba barracks is there to save the day.
ba would go up to old darth and be like you darthy baby would turn round and say are you talking to me earth creacher.
ba would be all like yeh fool im talking to you. inflamed by this darth would reach out his hand to kill him like he does some times. ba would knock him away and stand his ground. enranged by this and the indinaty of getting up off the floor darth pulls out his light saber, Ba at the same time pulls out the gun.

they look at each other in a stoney silence then a massive matrix style fight starts, a twisting turning mr t gold chains fly every were circles varder. suddenly he lunges with the light saber.ba falls over, apperently not moving.pleased that he has both got sweets and kiled an 80's tv favorate he starts to leave the park.

suddenly a rattle of chains is heard ba gets up run towards vader pushes him on to the ground. ba turns him over.holds his figer on the trigger.
"whose your father now *****" says ba
"i'll never surrender the empire are mighty"
haha-laughs ba"we all know that the empire went down years ago its not an empire any more its more like a god damm book group fool!"
i am mighty i will use the force against you- says vader
"your force is nothing compare to my mighty gold based powers" and with that he throws a ring down on to vaders chest a mighty beam of light imites from it everything is covered in light.
when the light gets back to normal the crowed that has gather to see this mighty battle gasp in in ore

darth is no longer evil, his dark robes have been replaced with a lovley foral design, as has his helmate,

giving him a helping hand up ba says
"now does that feel better your mammma would be proad of you now "
"i killed my mother she got in the way"
god damm fool- says ba

Answer 2

Darth Vader, but only because he wouldn't even have to engage BA. He could just do his hand closing thing and choke him, like he did in the original Star Wars (episode 4) to one of the nazi-dressed army guys

Answer 3

Darth is far more of a "BA" than BA, but I'm sure Darth could convince him to come over to the dark side

"I pity the fool who doesn't believe in The Force!"

Answer 4

Darth Vader of course. He can easily use the Force to deflect the bullets, or shield himself, or knock them away with the saber. Once BA is out of rounds, he goes in to finish the fight (very quickly). Simple.

Answer 5

Darth Vader for 1 simple reason.
How many bullets have we seen the A-team fire? with 0 fatalities.

Answer 6

if BA was stupid enough to fall for the mickey finn in his drink every single episode, old Darth would have him done like a kipper. You shouldn't even have asked this question "I find your lack of faith disturbing". (sound of everybody else choking).

Answer 7

BA could probably throw his chains at Darth that would hurt

Answer 8

hey fool! no-one can beat B.A Baracus. I'll beat ya like I beat the others fool !

Answer 9

I pity the fool who is defeated with the force! Plus Mr.T would have to be knocked out to get on a ship!

Answer 10

ba never managed to hit anyone with his m16 and darth killed obi wan. in my experiance the hardened killer always wins.