2006-11-06 23:20:22 · 20 answers · asked by yoyodda 3 in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
color your pubes the same colour as your dog,then just wag your tail in front of her.if that doesnt work, take a crap in the living room
2006-11-06 23:37:24 · answer #1 · answered by Kylie P 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
At least she is still your wife and has not divorced you for the dog. Dont bother yourself with that. Just show her love and affection. Maybe that is what she needs and you have not been showing her this and the dog has been doing it. Dont think of getting a divorce (cause it would be silly) or getting a cat (that would be childish) but act like a mature man, and show her the love she has never had in years. Cheers
2006-11-07 07:31:37 · answer #2 · answered by King of Torts 2 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Well, maybe it's time you pay attention to what your dog does to your wife,so that your wife likes him more than you. Maybe your wife is lack of love, or affection and our pets always are able to be friendly and loving,specially dogs and cats, even if there's no money in the house, or even if there's some problems in bed.
2006-11-07 07:26:44 · answer #3 · answered by Frenchy 1 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Tell her to ask her dog to help pay the bills. Buy a large mean cat!
Better yet, get a life with someone that enjoys your company and not remain a kept man.
2006-11-07 07:26:12 · answer #4 · answered by AJ 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Sell the dog.
2006-11-07 07:29:36 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Go kill the dog...and make it look like an accident....and tell her you have nothing to do with it..make a good plan before doing it
2006-11-07 07:39:38 · answer #6 · answered by Tef 1 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Ask yourself why? Does she get more affection & attention from the dog than from you? If yes, you can fix that easily.
2006-11-07 07:32:45 · answer #7 · answered by vanhammer 7 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Lose the b i t c h...and the dog too.
2006-11-07 07:23:18 · answer #8 · answered by morningstar 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
learn from the dog!!
2006-11-07 07:24:50 · answer #9 · answered by country_girl 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Behave like a dog, she may start liking u.....
2006-11-07 07:22:36 · answer #10 · answered by shar 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋