I had a llama with a similar problem. I taught him how to parascend, using a length of bamboo and 48 hand stitched fruit bats. Hey presto... problem solved.
2006-11-07 08:13:58
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answered by Dava 4
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I was once chased around a picnic table while trying to photograph a bison in Yellowstone Park. Fortunately I was more agile than the beast and was able to escape his lowered
horns, but I assure you, real bison are not afraid of anything.
2006-11-06 23:00:32
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answered by True Blue 6
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How is he with stair lifts? or lifts in general? I don't think shock treatment is the right path for you. Maybe a light sedative before any lengthy shopping trips may help? Or programme some calming music/easy listening into his generic mp3 player.
2006-11-07 00:16:19
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answered by stevethekangaroo 2
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I think I saw him rampaging around in the china shop!
And no... it was shocking enough at the time without a further repetition...
When I last saw him he reminded me of the significant difference between a buffalo and a bison....
It is...of course.... that you can wash your hands in a bison!
2006-11-06 22:56:52
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answered by Harrison N 3
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My phobias easily stated as coulrophobia, it particularly is an apprehension of clowns. ( snigger and that i'll kick you). My pretend phobia is MACarunophobia- I run out of my well-liked MAC makeup. That stuff makes me the female i'm earlier I depart my abode!
2016-10-03 09:15:37
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answered by wiemer 4
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Take him down the stairs, bisons like stairs but hate escalators because it chips their nail-varnish.
2006-11-06 23:01:58
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answered by voodoobluesman 5
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It goes to show that you cant take a bull into a china shop. Or you know what will happen!
2006-11-06 22:56:24
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answered by Anonymous
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Are you surprised ? Bison's knees dont work quite the same way ours do.....teach him to use an elevator.....
2006-11-06 23:03:28
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answered by Mintjulip 6
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Push him down the escalator that will prove he has something to be scared of!
2006-11-06 22:57:20
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answered by Nedster 2
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Can I order his manure there may be alot of it if he sh---s himself every time he is on the elevator
2006-11-06 23:01:50
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answered by john r 4
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