What the hel* ?

Question

What the Hel* is wrong with me ?

Answer 1

Your avatar gives us a hint. You ain't worth a crap.

Which reminds me of a joke.

A six year old went to his mom and said I'm bored.
Mom said be a good boy and go outside to play.
Boy said, I'll be good for a quarter.
Mom said, why can't you be like your dad and be good for nothing?

Answer 2

Despite the fact that Her name was applied to the Christian realm of punishment, the Goddess Hel is not a malevolent Goddess nor is Helheim a "bad" place. There is a section in Hel, called Nastrond, where murderers, oath breakers, and others who do ill deeds go and are punished but the rest of the realm is a peaceful place of rest for the dead who don't qualify for entry into Valhalla or Folkvang via dying in battle, nor drown and end up in Aegirheim under the ocean (victims of drowning end up under the care of the Goddess Ran and Her Husband Aegir). You have to remember that the passages that describe Hel as a horrid disgraceful place come from the Eddas, which were written by a Christian monk named Snorri Sturulson. While the Eddas are a valuable work in deciphering the nature of our Gods, it is also very strongly Christian influenced and there is a marked Christian bias inherent in them. They need to be read with some prejudice. As for the second question...it depends. What context are you referring to "kicking someone's butt"? If they die in battle they technically get snatched up by the Valkyries and are sent to Valhalla or Folkvang (Odin's and Freyja's halls...the two of Them split the honorable dead between Them, though Freyja gets first choice. She often chooses the best so getting into Folkvang is actually considered the greater honor). But taking that into account most Heathens are pretty much aware that, barring military service, most of us are going to Hel :)

Answer 3

I know your 1 L short of a word

Answer 4

You'd be much better asking that of someone who knows you.
Or a person with a degree on their wall and a couch in their office.

Answer 5

nothing that i know of. cheer up, you could live in a 3rd world country and not have anything to eat. at least you can get on your computer

Answer 6

Tell me whats wrong with you so that I will know.

Answer 7

You have low self-esteem as indicated by your user name. Nothing {Or no one} is either good or bad, less thinking makes it so.

Answer 8

Nothing is wrong with you. You are perfectly fine.

Answer 9

It's your face, it is extremely grey, dull and old. I think you are a very paranormal thing

Answer 10

I would guess an addiction to alcohol