2006-11-06 18:31:28 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
screw the skates he could just sit on his *** and the entire goal would be covered up he wouldnt have to move or anything and I doubht someone would find him he'd just have to roll over and there dead
2006-11-06 18:35:59 · update #1
Speed and flexibility count.
2006-11-06 18:33:13 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
because size isn't all that matters in hockey you also need speed and agility... at the same time i doubt the fattest man in the world would be able to stand on skates or find ones that fit them.
2006-11-07 02:33:26 · answer #2 · answered by ccdavis01 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You make a good point, but it's hard for a puck to glide over cracked ice.
2006-11-07 03:12:06 · answer #3 · answered by Mental Floss 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a thought, but he couldn't keep his balance on skates and the NFL rules state that you have to play with skates on.
2006-11-07 02:34:34 · answer #4 · answered by Hawke Ranger 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
because when the team got into a fight he'd just get wooped, he has to be able to move a little.
2006-11-07 02:33:51 · answer #5 · answered by Aaron m420 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because he can't leave his house. He can't even fit through a sliding glass door.
2006-11-07 02:50:02 · answer #6 · answered by Happy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
think about it he is wide right? So there is a better chance that the puck wont make it past him
2006-11-07 02:35:19 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
he doesn't have strong enough ankles to stand with skates on!
2006-11-07 02:33:02 · answer #8 · answered by fan_of_the_dolphins 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good idea
2006-11-07 02:32:43 · answer #9 · answered by geneburton1122 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the ice would break
2006-11-07 03:17:48 · answer #10 · answered by Avskull 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋