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2006-11-06 18:05:28 · 38 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

38 answers

To balance the division of power in our world, of course! There are simply far too many normal people elected out there ...vote for a freak to achieve the much needed balance of power :-)

2006-11-08 09:50:26 · answer #1 · answered by p.g 7 · 0 0

Because unlike other candidates.. I DIDN'T put any political ad commercials on tv, that nobody really even pays much attention to, other than they take up time, space and keep interrupting everyone's favorite tv shows every five minutes. And I didn't mail out any junk mail/mass mail fliers either, or make annoying phone calls during suppertime.

2006-11-06 18:14:24 · answer #2 · answered by dfantum 2 · 1 0

Vote for me and I'll set you free.

2006-11-06 18:09:32 · answer #3 · answered by monkey 5 · 0 0

Vote? What's this thing called vote?

I am dictatorship leader. You are subservient.

2006-11-06 18:07:49 · answer #4 · answered by AxisofOddity 5 · 0 0

You shouldn't until I set my campaign up and then its up to you to decide if you do want to vote for me.

2006-11-07 01:03:47 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Because I will work my hardest to keep homosexual marriage ILLEGAL in ALL states.
Because I will strive to rid this nation of all ILLEGAL immigrants so they may go through the visa process to come back legally.
I will demand all schools teach creation and evolution equally with no emphasis on either one. (Gotta be fair)
I will get the job done in Iraq and pull out and bring our soldiers home.
I will demand that all schools across the nation stand up and honor our flag every morning.
I will increase minimum wage and work to get every homeless and poverty stricken individual off the streets and into a home with a job.

2006-11-06 18:11:27 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 2

because i am a king of spritual tantara and divine and in fortune telling and also cure and save any one who is any risk or life risk also and your life is also in alone life and need such type of person who could save to your self too so you will give me vote definetely and if you need satisfied life so you must have to give me vote

2006-11-06 18:38:20 · answer #7 · answered by name of spritual tantra horr0r 3 · 0 0

Because I am the brightest and the best. Also, I prove that the term "honest politician" does not have to be an oxymoron.

2006-11-06 18:08:54 · answer #8 · answered by Sher 3 · 0 0

Because I have the voice of a possom and I can fit my fist in my mouth perhaps

2006-11-06 23:36:01 · answer #9 · answered by widow_purple 4 · 0 0

because chuck norris says so
if you dont vote for chuck norris
chuck norris will come to your house when your sleeping and round house kick you so hard that you'll find yourself down in hell.

2006-11-06 18:08:42 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

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