2006-11-06 15:15:45 · 26 answers · asked by HI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Holidays ➔ Christmas
im 15
2006-11-06 15:18:58 · update #1
he walks in the door
everyone knows he doesn't really go down chimneys
he's too fat
so he parks his hummer outside & walks right on in
& roughdolf isn't really a reindeer its his wife
& the reason he waits for little kids to be asleep when he comes is so that you don't see him making out with your mom
& he gets all your presents from a walmart
the only elves he has are dead because he went psyco because they didnt give the kind of cookies he wanted
& he doesn't know how to make toys
& those guys who u sit on their lap & tell u what u want 4 christmas are really criminals & as their punishment they have to listen to kids whyne about what they want
2006-11-06 15:24:35 · answer #1 · answered by americaneagle 1 · 2⤊ 2⤋
If a house does not have a chimney, then Santa uses some of his magic dust to make a chimney appear. Then the chimney disappears as soon as Santa leaves. For cool stuffs and unique ideas check out my Christmas Blog at http://christmas4all.blogspot.com
2006-11-06 16:16:27 · answer #2 · answered by Sean Carter 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Santa has A magical key that he uses for our house since we do not have A chimney
2006-11-06 15:24:04 · answer #3 · answered by SAHM and proud of it 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
My little bro asked the same question. I'm unsure of your motives but if you're trying to make a young child believe, leave a magic key to your home (old key paited, say, gold with a rhinstone) outside and tell him santa can use this key to get in. I personally was told as a kid rudophs nose had powers to create a temporary hole in the roof for santa to slip through.
Hell, I believed it!
2006-11-06 15:44:36 · answer #4 · answered by Cloudyheartgurl 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think you should watch all of the Santa Clause movies to find out. The Santa Clause 3 comes out in 2 weeks, I can't wait to watch that one
2006-11-06 15:23:44 · answer #5 · answered by Claire 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Santa is magic! He has ways of getting into every home to deliver presents. In a blink of an eye and a sparkle of magic dust he has appeared, delivered presents and gone.
He's an expert at this, he's been doing it for a long time (with the help of his elves and Mrs Clause)
2006-11-06 15:20:02 · answer #6 · answered by purrley 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
thru the keyhole
poor ol santa only cums once a year & that is down the chimney
2006-11-06 15:28:00 · answer #7 · answered by debbie l 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Magic dust...its just a little different formula than the dust the elves use on the reindeer for flying though,more potent but safe for Santa to use...Don't worry he always has a solution for everything! =)
2006-11-06 20:09:10 · answer #8 · answered by *toona* 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hohoho :)
It's a problem: he has to stay on the roof and send his tiny elfes first to open him the door.
Now how to catch a glimpse of Santa's reindeer is another good question:
http://www.christmasgifts.net/Christmasblog/2006/08/23/how-to-catch-a-glimpse-of-santa%e2%80%99s-reindeers/
2006-11-07 02:58:59 · answer #9 · answered by David 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You seem very articulate and correctly versed. How previous are you? yet to respond to your question...it somewhat is part of the Christmas magic that Santa Claus gets as quickly as a twelve months. He additionally makes use of it on properties with fireplaces yet have fires in them.
2016-10-21 09:51:58 · answer #10 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I haven't had a chimney since 1989 and he always gets in my house. I guess he is just magic. (and he manages his money well)
2006-11-06 15:47:00 · answer #11 · answered by pureblessingfromabove 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋