Poor guy
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.
He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:
"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."
To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He wwas whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"
2006-11-06 14:53:43 · 15 answers · asked by HI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender
hahaha!
very clever!
2006-11-06 14:55:49 · answer #1 · answered by Cero 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny- leave it to the guy to assume and leave the woman to be violated.
2006-11-06 22:56:14 · answer #2 · answered by soberlunatic 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! heard that a long time ago...still funny!
2006-11-06 22:57:27 · answer #3 · answered by redcatt63 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah not my baby he would get up and jerk a knot in that dudes ***! and I wouldn't want anyone going there either but that was agood one!!
2006-11-06 22:59:34 · answer #4 · answered by snaggles 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-11-06 22:56:24 · answer #5 · answered by ~Happy~ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I saw that coming! LOL! \m/
2006-11-06 23:11:14 · answer #6 · answered by - iceman - 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good one!!!
2006-11-06 23:32:56 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO...lucky guy.
2006-11-06 23:25:03 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
rofl, i've heard this, its funny ;]
2006-11-06 22:56:50 · answer #9 · answered by alyssa! 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol
2006-11-06 22:59:56 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋