when my wife left for work she told me she loved me?

Question

I have just run over her cat while parking the car
do I hide the bloody thing in the bottom of the bin or tell her and risk everything

Answer 1

cook the cat and give it to her for breakfast

Answer 2

Just tell her I am sure she will forgive you. Because you know that will ask you have you seen fluffy? And if you say no and she takes out the trash and finds it dead its going to be hard for you not to laugh or do something that will give you away. Dont worry I am pretty sure that she will forgive you just tell her that it was an accident and if it was a pet of hers bury it so that you look good make some tears as you tell her about the cat so you look sincere. You better hope she is in a good mood when she gets home or she might have to give you a spanking.

Answer 3

If she loves you, why worry? She'll understand it was an accident, that you didn't mean to do it, and that accidents do happen. She will be upset sure, but sje won't leave you over it: not unless she says "love" willy-nilly and doesn't truthfully mean it.
Just be styraight with her, tell what happened and tell her you're really sorry. She should react sad at first., then understand you didn't mean to, but in telling her have done the right thing.
Yhink how mad she'd be if you hid it from her and she found out. You wouldn't have a leg to stand on: she'd have your guts for garters! Honesty is the best policy in this sitution. Be strong and courageous sir, and you shall prevail! Lol.

Answer 4

be a man and use your hat rack for something else other than for your hat, hide it till she parks her car, then place it behind the rear wheel (only if she backs out of the drive) then the two of you need to go out and get some ice cream or something using her car, and if she drive let her, or if your the one driving you'll have a real good witness.

or you can just tell her the truth and hold each other real tight tonight.

she did tell you she loved you and was that cat already dead when you ran it over (the 2nd time?) just some things to make you thing how well do you know her and what she can do?

Answer 5

I'm sure your wife will forgive you...love is something that can overlook most things. If you hide it, then you'll risk her getting even MORE upset when she does find out the truth. Tell her about her cat.

Answer 6

Tell her that her cat got hit. Admitting that you ran over her cat will not bring the cat back. Just be very sympathetic to her lost and do what ever you have to make her happy. After all you owe her big time. She just doesn't know that. GOOD LUCK

Answer 7

Tell a big fat ugly lie. Then, when she finds out the truth, she will cut off your nads for killing the cat and then slit your throat for lying. Nothing like double jeopardy.

Answer 8

Tell her the truth, she will be upset, but she will respect you more for telling her than her finding out about it some other way. It was an accident and let her know that. She will be sad, but I'm sure if she loves you, she will forgive you also.

Answer 9

tell her the truth. however she felt about the cat - she loves you more and while she will be hurt, you won't risk everything. if she leaves you over a cat - it wasn't much to start with.

Answer 10

Tell her if she loves you she sholdnt be too upset with you it was an accident. Not telling her would be worse than teling her and risking everything cause she might not trust you to tell her the truth anymore.

Answer 11

If you love each other what is there to risk? just tell her and say you are sorry you did not do it on purpose it was an accident and be there for her and catch her tears.