Knock knock?

Question

-whose there?

Bloody

-bloody who?

You're the most bloody horrible singer i've ever heard in my life.

Answer 1

January - stay tuned.....

Answer 2

Bloody is right! You make my eyes bleed just by looking at you Simon! But I have to admit, I love to hear your comments (the ones about the terrible singers) other than that there is nothing else I like to hear out of your mouth Mister.

Answer 3

I thought of trying out i almost did but decided the line was too long. Well I was late as well so i thought why bother now I regret it though.

Answer 4

Knock knock...
Who's there...
Simon...
Simon who?

Simple Simon

Simple Simon met a pieman going to the fair;
Said Simple Simon to the pieman "Let me taste your ware"
Said the pieman to Simple Simon "Show me first your penny"
Said Simple Simon to the pieman "Sir, I have not any!"

Simple Simon went a-fishing for to catch a whale;
All the water he had got was in his mother's pail.
Simple Simon went to look if plums grew on a thistle;
He pricked his fingers very much which made poor Simon whistle.
He went for water in a sieve but soon it all fell through;
And now poor Simple Simon bids you all "Adieu"

Answer 5

So funny! I should have seen something like that coming before I clicked on the question.

Answer 6

Yes I agree

Answer 7

I got a good chuckle out of that. It reminded me of what I do to past the time at work!!! I tell myself jokes!

Answer 8

Heh heh. I am kind-of embarrassed to admit it, but I did let a giggle out at that one.

I have no idea why...my blood sugar must be low :)

Have a good one!

Answer 9

Wooooow.

Answer 10

Id like to hear simon sing..

Answer 11

Yawn.

Coach