A drunk bouncer carried me out the fire exit over his shoulder. But there was no fire in the building........hmmmmm
2006-11-06 11:54:34 · 12 answers · asked by Skanky McSkankypants 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I drank too many "house" frozen margaritas and then someone gave me a shot of Hot Damn. My ex husband said I was outside dancing with the pole and kept telling this guy that he looked like Neil McCoy--he's a country singer in case you didn't know
2006-11-06 11:56:43 · answer #1 · answered by WonderTwit 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My younger brother and I walked into a topless bar one evening several years ago. As soon as we got to where we could see the stage, the cute little blond who was dancing let out a scream and ran of the stage and down the hallway towards the dressing room. After about a half an hour, we noticed her coming back up the hallway with a robe on. She walked up to our table very cautiously, eyeing my brother. When she got close enough to talk to us, she said to my brother, "You look just my dad. I thought sure you were my dad. He doesn't know I work here and he would have killed me if he found out."
2006-11-06 13:28:21 · answer #2 · answered by one eye 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I wont allow my husband to go to the strip club without me so we get there and my ex boyfriend was there too. My husband and I were enjoying the show when the DJ stops the music and says
"Ladies and Gentlemen, we have a special first time dancer tonight and shes really shy so stand up and give a hand to Brown Eyed Girl" which was the nickname that my ex had given me... I was so embarrassed and my husband was going to kick his A**!
2006-11-06 12:06:10 · answer #3 · answered by ashley65@sbcglobal.net 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
One time I was downing Rattlesnakes and someone told me I need to stop because they (the drinks) were gonna sneak up and bite me in the ***. I said oh I can handle it. Well, I dont remember how I got home. A friend of mine took me home...me at the steering wheel controlling the gas and brakes, him in the passenger seat controlling the steering wheel...he had two broken legs.
2006-11-06 12:04:02 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
They had shut off the electricity and heat at this place... An empty glass split in 2 right in front of me as I was sitting there drinking a beer at the bar... All by itself...!
2006-11-06 12:59:02 · answer #5 · answered by KnowhereMan 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A drunk ex-employee of my husband's kept telling me I was so beautiful and that she wanted to take me home with her. Also, at the end of the night she gave me one of her bracelets. I still don't know what was going on there.
2006-11-06 11:57:24 · answer #6 · answered by Lov'n IT! 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the bartender put a mickey in my drink, my first drink i took a few sips and friends had to carry my out and drag my home that sucked
2006-11-06 11:56:51 · answer #7 · answered by earthygirl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I will never let him to carry me if still cannot i will jump .
2006-11-06 11:59:20 · answer #8 · answered by sharon 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A girl took of her bra and stuffed it into my pocket, showed me her tats and walked away.
2006-11-06 11:56:56 · answer #9 · answered by judge_smails_sir 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I ONCE GOT LOCKED IN THE BAR AT CLOSING TIME!! I HAD NO OTHER RECOURSE BUT TO DRINK AS MUCH FREE BOOZE AS POSSIBLE, THEN PASS OUT! THE NEXT DAY ARRIVED, THEY OPENED AND I WAS FREE AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2006-11-06 12:01:51 · answer #10 · answered by james f 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋