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2006-11-06 11:39:35 · 23 answers · asked by Skanky McSkankypants 6 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

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i poked my head out of a hole in the prairie dog exhibit and got hit on the head with a purple inflatable mallet.

2006-11-06 11:44:34 · answer #1 · answered by Sir James the Dark 4 · 1 0

one time at the zoo...

me and my friend decided to go to the zoo
so we hopped on the zaaaahploo
leaving from our town of mayhloo.

once we got to the zoo..

i got hit square in the head
by a monkey i just fed
who also said
"OH NO! your friend might be dead!"

so i went over to my friend
my help was the least i could lend
pressing 911, i dialed to send
the waiting for the doctors never seemed to end

soon the doctors came straight in a line
they alll exclaimed "your friend is fine!"
"but if you all would just be so kind,"
"just give her some air, if you don't mind."

i was delighted that my friend was okay
she woke up and shouted "GIRAFFES?! LETS GO PLAY!"
wow, i guess you could say
that at this zoo, i had a pretty rough day!

so we went back on the zaaaahploo
returning to the town of mayhloo
where we relaxed and enjoyed our sppplaateyloo
time at the zoo.

2006-11-06 19:54:35 · answer #2 · answered by the coolest person♥ 3 · 1 0

One time at the zoo I saw a kazoo.
You may not think this is funny
but hold on there honey
Behind the iron bars,it was YOU.

2006-11-06 19:51:05 · answer #3 · answered by Charles H 4 · 1 0

I saw a kid and a monkey too. The kid climg the bars to say hi. The monkey sat there wondering why. The kid gave the monkey some gum to chew. They chewed together and this story is true!

2006-11-06 19:42:25 · answer #4 · answered by cadaholic 7 · 0 0

One time, at the zoo...
I stepped in Elephant poo.
So grossed out was I,
that I yelled to the sky...
"Now, what am I going to do!"

2006-11-06 19:45:47 · answer #5 · answered by Dan J 4 · 1 0

One time, at the Zoo a monkey pissedon my neck.

2006-11-06 19:42:02 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

A monkey turned his backside to me and patted it. This is a true story. Had to leave that area with a red face. LOL

2006-11-06 20:12:56 · answer #7 · answered by ­ ­­Shotsie 7 · 0 0

i went to the zoo and when i got there i had lots to do, feeling my mind from everything i thought was ture i knew it was my first time going to the zoo i thought monkey/elephants
was true and cool but...............
my 1st time going to the zoo was not relly true

2006-11-06 19:51:16 · answer #8 · answered by meemeeakatemmora 1 · 1 0

One time at the zoo, my dad fed this giraffe a piece of pie... well the giraffe went crazy! it ran all over the place...so all i got to say is never feed a giraffe a piece of pie!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

2006-11-06 19:44:07 · answer #9 · answered by churchladymc 1 · 0 0

One Time at the Zoo,I saw the Monkey throw his own poo.

2006-11-06 19:41:47 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 2

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