I'm looking for tasteful insult suggestions here.
I can't call someone a fruit because that is an affront to gays.
And I can't call someone a vegetable for obvious reasons.
Just how are we supposed to insult each other these days. It's a lost art, I tell you. Help me, friends. Let your lions out of their cages for a moment. I want to hear you roar! I'll get it started - "You Cachinnating cockatoo! " "You Bath-tub admiral!" "You Nanny Goat, Fancy dress Fascist" Now you...So come on, all you blistering barnicles, let us know!!
2006-11-06 11:38:59 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Education & Reference ➔ Words & Wordplay
My friend Allie always calls everyone a hoe, whether she's mad at them or not. It's just the way America is.
1) You Ball of rolled up Venezuelan Beaver Cheese!(only really funny if you've seen Monty Python-flying circus)
2) You *****-slapping beast of unadulterated flesh! (I don't know how I came up with this one)
The following insults are from the play the wizard of oz that a local(to me) school is performing:
1) You Clinking, Clattering, Collection of Caliginous junk!
2) You Mashed up pile of hay!
3) You Billowing Bail of Bovine fodder!
That's all I can think of at the moment.
Have fun arguing!
2006-11-06 11:51:23 · answer #1 · answered by James Bond Chickz 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, seeing as how the Food Guide Pyramid has let you down twice so far, how about calling them a Grain, Meat or Dairy?
On second thought, better just stay away from the Pyramid altogether... it's been corrupted by Big Business, anyway.
2006-11-06 19:50:20 · answer #2 · answered by xxandra 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Go with nuts. It has the good old sense of "being crazy" without insulting any protected groups these days. And for some inspiration for good rhyming and/or alliterating insults, read some old "Tintin" comics by Herge.
http://www.tintinologist.org/
2006-11-06 19:42:17 · answer #3 · answered by mjteegarden 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Peanut
2006-11-06 19:40:36 · answer #4 · answered by magnolia_76 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Try rejected amoeba from a petri dish.
Try mentally challenged and incapable of thoguht.
Try your end is where your brains are supposed to be.
Try you chimpanzee uncle of a baboon looking gorilla ape.
Try fart faced flatulent generous gas-bag
2006-11-06 20:24:42 · answer #5 · answered by Totoru 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Do what they do in the movies.
Call him an "Outrageous Melon Farmer".
A personal favorite is an "Igneous Graben" (it referes to the composition of a geologic structure)
I was once called a "Fastard Bascist" (He pulled a Spoonerism on me, but I liked it)
2006-11-06 19:42:05 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
One of my favorites is: "You equine's rear"
Not very many people are smart enough to realize that you are calling them a horse's a s s.
2006-11-06 19:59:35 · answer #7 · answered by sweetgurl13069 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Toast!
2006-11-06 19:40:55 · answer #8 · answered by 1 Sailor 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Stick with the fungus family. Lots of choices there, ranging from manure-eater to vomit mold to slime mold.
2006-11-06 19:42:25 · answer #9 · answered by Boomer Wisdom 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I still like carrot head, or mushroom butt or got cabbage for brains
2006-11-06 19:43:01 · answer #10 · answered by BetsyF 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋