You know its Christmas when . . . . . . . . .?

Question

These answers are sooooo funny!! thanx.

Answer 1

In the fifties when i was a small child it was the sights and smells, the lights and the snow. in the sixties our school nativity, watching one of the three kings throw up on stage and the sight of a dead turkey hung up over a barrel in the shed waiting for my dad to divest it of its feathers (apart from one memorable year when he hit the beer too early and came in all scratched and bloody to announce to my mum "ok, i've plucked and stuffed it all you have to do is catch it and kill it") in the seventies, singing carols in the pub with my mates too pissed to care, midnight mass and going to all your friends houses on xmas morning for a drink. the eighties,.....more or less the same. The nineties up to date.........Sadly that coke advert with all the trucks....."Holidays are coming , Holidays are coming........

Answer 2

Here lately it seems like Christmas is right after Halloween. Man the stores need to slow down a bit> It makes me feel rushed in getting gifts and we still have over a months grrr. But Christmas for me is the first snow of the season.

Answer 3

When the kids start singing and the band begings to play oh it is merry xmas everybodies having fun.... Nah seriously its wen u hear and smell xmas everywhere u go. Decorations up, excited kids, mince pies yum yum, school plays, winter weather, santa is evrywhere u look. Ppl rushing round maddly to buy the xmas presents. When u go to the supermarket and everyone clears the food off the shelves as if there is gonna be a FOOD SHORTAGE. kids winding there parents uo cause they are so excited. Xmas letters to santa. Xmas cards being sent out. Lights up every where. MERRY XMAS HOPE YOU HAVE A GOOD ONE!! forgot to say christmas is wen ppl have nervous break down through the stress of getting things rite and not having the rite money. Flippin adverts are all toy ones.

Answer 4

Some eejet trys to break your arm because you got the last pint of milk in the shop and it going to be closed for one whole day!!!

Also have to go for the Coca Cola ads or the same Budwiser Christmas ad they have been showing in RTE since the 1980's really Christmassy.

Finally Larry Gogan on RTE 2FM starts playing Christmas songs, cause he ALWAYS plays the first one on 2FM

Answer 5

When the malls start pushing their seasonal items, the city decorates the streets and the courthouse with decorations, and usually our first measurable snowfall. Also, the day after Thanksgiving when people wait in line to save 10% on a television at their favorite retailer. And don't forget the playing of hours ontop of hours of endless Christmas music.

Answer 6

It's Christmas eve I've finished work and I'm walking home with friends and all the fairy lights are on in trees in peoples houses and everywhere is quiet and I get that excited feeling and make wishes to myself.

Answer 7

My family gathers for the Feast of the Seven Fishes;
-My father, uncles and grandfathers get drunk off of homemade wine
-Smell the fresh Calamari comes out of the fryer
-The stories of the olden days become lessons for my future

Answer 8

Your husband starts gripeing about having to buy your entire family a Christmas gift when last year your sister gave him a box of Crunch -n- Munch.

and when you can't get a parking place closer than a mile from the mall.

Answer 9

When everyone starts asking Christmas questions on yahoo answers.

Answer 10

You or another family member starts letting rip the most outrageous farts of the year after all that rich food you just had for christmas dinner. Magical.