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Because my mate asked if we could go Clubbing this weekend....

2006-11-06 08:22:33 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pets Other - Pets

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right on my door step in inverness,highlands.
and the nite life WILL be great wink wink nudge nudge
....................oh **** i just got it how thick am i?
dont answer that.

2006-11-07 02:45:18 · answer #1 · answered by Karens BCS 5 · 0 0

It's amazing just how many people dont get this question - your sick (although you probably wouldnt go ahead and do it) Just recently up to 60 Australian Fur Seals were shot whilst gathering on Kanowna Island. They were shot from a fishing boat in daylight during a callous shooting spree. There were three students studying the seals at the time, who could have easily been mistaken and shot from a distance. Two other seals were killed with crossbows in Port Phillip Bay (Victoria) Another bunch of youths thought it would be funny to run over a seal whilst it was sunning itself on a boat ramp.Two men were questioned and are now waiting on a 12 month jail sentance and AUS$12,000 fine.
They were questioned because of their boosting, so watch what you say! I don't care what feed back I get, it needs to by noted that this isn't funny at all and it's not uncommon either.

2006-11-06 11:54:34 · answer #2 · answered by Mezza 2 · 1 0

Seal land... It's the home of the sexually ambiguous super hero, Seal Man. Seal Man originates from Holland, brought up by a crazy sheep farmer named Bill. Bill liked to lick the sheeps ears on Tuesdays... Nice guy... Good laugh on nights out... Anyway, Seal Man was out strolling one day and then he met a lovely brick named Gloria. Gloria was, coincidentally, a male brick so they needed a new way to get a child. One day a stork came flying by so they grabbed it and kicked it a couple of times in the stomach and took it's baby. The next day, everyone died.

The End....

So, that's the story of my first period... Have Funnnn!

2006-11-06 08:35:08 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Your a disgrace to the human race and i hope somebody comes and clubs you over the head one day! (just jumping on the band wagon there) What can we say today thats gonna wind the thickets up I wonder? Might go for the muslim thing...

2006-11-06 20:33:20 · answer #4 · answered by ♥Tallulah♥ 4 · 1 0

Oh, you are a funny one. West coast of scotland for real seals, but the nightlife is real sh1te, like! You can't have your cake (or seal) and eat it I am afraid!

2006-11-06 08:27:25 · answer #5 · answered by Miss Behavin 5 · 3 0

In a post office, you can ask for directions to a cliff and jump off with your boyfriend. Nobody who respects nature will miss you i'm sure

2006-11-06 08:28:26 · answer #6 · answered by I'm Sparticus 4 · 1 2

try going to the seal sanctuary in cornwall.near helston,worth it.

2006-11-06 10:45:19 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Cornwall seal santuary will tell you this

2006-11-06 08:30:17 · answer #8 · answered by john r 4 · 0 0

Seaworld, I hope you have a nice time.

2006-11-06 08:25:30 · answer #9 · answered by mark leshark 4 · 0 0

In the OCEAN

2006-11-06 08:25:52 · answer #10 · answered by Ivan 3 · 0 0

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