At work we're putting up a bulletin board to post upcoming events...what would be a catchy title?

Question

We are the admin office of the behind the scene of an aquarium. So fishy ideas are good.

Answer 1

"Current" Events? Aarrrr, or just go all piratey with everything

"Arrr, matey, have your parrot call my parrot and we'll one day partake of noontime grub together."

"Avast! A Team Builders meeting off our schedule's port bow! Scuttle yer productivity, mateys, and prepare to be bored-ed!"

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