You might be a redneck if.......
Lets hear them
2006-11-06 07:18:15 · 13 answers · asked by coopchic 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
actually im from illinois...
2006-11-06 07:23:32 · update #1
if you need to upgrade to a doublewide, you might be a redneck........If your truck is older then you, you might be a redneck. If you cook on coleman stoves, and thats the only one you have, then you might be a redneck. If you aint know where your chicklins are, then you might be a redneck.....If your chicklins run around in their underware outside, then you might be a redneck....if your teeth is different colors, you might be a redneck.....if your 30 and look 60, then you might be a redneck
2006-11-06 07:27:14 · answer #1 · answered by james w 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The redneck jokes don't just apply to lower income white folks. As a Native American, I can relate.
Jeff Foxworthy himself explained that rednecks are the absence of refinement and sophistication.
My favorite is:
...when all your matching salad bowls say "Cool Whip" on them.
I like this one because people in my family have recycled empty butter and whipped cream bowls to store left overs in them after Thanksgiving dinner.
2006-11-06 07:24:39 · answer #2 · answered by germaine_87313 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
you might be a red neck if you drink liquor from a baby's bottle.
you might be a redneck if your little sister has more kids than your mother.
you miight be a redneck if you go cow tippin and sheep dippin.
2006-11-06 07:24:13 · answer #3 · answered by Jay 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You might be a redneck if you get married and you don;t have to change your last name
2006-11-06 07:19:51 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
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2016-10-21 09:12:00 · answer #5 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
if you ever go to a family reunion to meet women..... you just might be a redneck
If you know your computer mouse as a critter,.... you might be a redneck
2006-11-06 07:21:00 · answer #6 · answered by dirty n 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
your house is on wheels and your car is on bricks
2006-11-06 07:23:38 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
They all suck. Red neck humor is lame.
2006-11-06 07:19:29 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
... you saw the movie "Deliverance" and liked it.
2006-11-06 07:20:34 · answer #9 · answered by kent_shakespear 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
you live in the south.
2006-11-06 07:19:33 · answer #10 · answered by D.J 5 · 0⤊ 4⤋