funniest thing you ever saw?

Question

what was it? mine was when Newcastle bummed sunderland by scoring 4 goals in 20 minutes. i giggled.

Answer 1

The funniest I saw was in a local league. A substitute had taken his track-suite off (it was a freezing cold day) and had been waiting for a considerably long time for the ball to go out of play before the substitution could take place. Eventually when the time came for him to go on, he said to the ref "about f***ing time I'm f***ing freezing". The ref turned to him and showed him the red card, and said "all right son you can get in the shower and warm up"

Answer 2

I don't know if this counts or not because it was in a video game. I was playing my friend in Fifa 06, and I started out with the ball. Right away I took a shot from midfield with Roy Makaay. My friend's goalie went to the outside of the goal and the ball ended up going in the net. I was in the lead after playing for 4 seconds.

Answer 3

mutually as travelling in Colorado with my British buddy, we stopped for a espresso to kill it sluggish in the previous taking the cog rail trip to the precise of Pike's top. So we are sitting in a splash mom n' Pop cafe and in come 3 alright heeled, appealing and stately females. I guessed they have been from Georgia judging from their accents. They take a seat down and make their order. mom comes returned with a small pitcher of ice and glasses. Whoup! She journeys and the pitcher is going flying and dumps the total contents of ice into between the females very costly open handbag. no longer something on the floor. each little thing is moist, cellular telephone, digicam. mom is flustered and muttering unintelligibly. lady is shocked and can't say something. It replaced into like something out of keystone law enforcement officials. I maintained my composure until eventually we've been given exterior the place as quickly as out of earshot and consider I doubled over with laughter. My buddy replaced into puzzled and could no longer see the humor.

Answer 4

The funniest thing i ever saw was a drunk guy staggering around and walking in front of cars waving his arms about like a mentalist. This all went well till a guy in an old beat up transit van hit him and knocked him flying, i nearly wet myself. The drunk was walking out into the road trying to act like billy big bollocks, the guy in the van wasnt having none of it - smack - tek that ya nob.

Answer 5

Those penguins on its a knock out with Stuart Hall dubbled over the microphone in tears, does anybody else remember this ?

Answer 6

That gay ref from Brazil - hilarious!
Keegan's 70s curly perm - lol
Beckham's penalty miss -v- Portugal Euro 04 - what a plonker!
Hoddle & Waddle on top of the pops - HAHAHAHAHAHA!

Answer 7

it's got to be arsene "the destroyer" wenger with his handbags at ten paces fight at the weekend. or as a liverpool fan, it would have to be either of the liverpool vs newcastle 4-3 games. sorry!

Answer 8

Funniest in football? It has to be when that Leicester fan got on the pitch and had a go at Ian Walker, who then kept pushing him to the ground.

Answer 9

it has to b a league 2 defender i think for bury this season who tried to hook the ball ova his head and out da penalty area but instead hit it in his face and it flew into his own net. Hilarious!!

Answer 10

Sir Alex Ferguson having Kevin Keegan eating out of his hands, after Keegan went on sky sports ranting and raving, i'll love it if we beat them love it. HILARIOUS.