2006-11-06 05:28:35 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Education & Reference ➔ Trivia
I meant LION
2006-11-06 05:29:16 · update #1
Because the husband was a cad, so the wife told him to take him and his loins and go sleep on the couch!
:)
As for the Lion.. well, I think he can sleep tonight, tomorrow, any time he wants too!
I'm certainly not going to argue with a lion! :)
2006-11-06 05:34:43 · answer #1 · answered by Momma CAT 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Male lions are actually some of the laziest animals in the world. He has his lioness's do most of the work for him (I intentionally avoided the obvious pun.) He just comes along after the kill has been made and takes whatever he wants. Most of his life is spent fending off other males, eating, sleeping and copulating. So it is no surprise that the lion is sleeping tonight, just be on the look out for a lioness.
2006-11-06 08:55:27 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thank goodness you "meant Lion" b/c I was worried about why a loin would sleep tonight?
Apparently the lion sleeps outside the tiny village so the darling will have no fear.
I have no clue actually. I only clicked on the question because of your original mispelling.
2006-11-06 05:34:32 · answer #3 · answered by FunBetty! 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
What kind of loin was it? A pork loin? Or a lion loin?
2006-11-06 05:35:59 · answer #4 · answered by Violante 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
In the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight...
2006-11-06 06:33:42 · answer #5 · answered by Ms. K 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cause the Missus said "Not tonight honey, I have a headache"
2006-11-06 22:07:33 · answer #6 · answered by william v 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Can you feel the love tonight?
2006-11-06 05:30:08 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
In the jungle; the mighty jungle
2006-11-06 06:37:10 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wimoweh!
He was very lazy ...he could bearly walk
2006-11-06 06:59:40 · answer #9 · answered by spyblitz 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
just outside my door
2006-11-06 05:36:20 · answer #10 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋