2006-11-06 04:54:12 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Jesus, as in that Mexican guy who cleans my pool? I didn't know he was born that way, thanks for the info.
2006-11-06 06:54:01 · answer #1 · answered by people are scum 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Ichi. Ichi. Ichi.
You mean conceived, not born.
And you mean Immaculate Conception, not Spontaneous Combustion, or you THINK you do, because that is actually a Roman Catholic doctrine pertaining to the conception OF Mary the mother of Jesus , not the conception of Jesus WITHIN Mary the mother of Jesus.
Don't you?
Or perhaps you mean has anyone DIED of Spontaneous Combustion? Krook in Dicken's Bleak House. But he was fictional wasn't he?
Wikipedia says that the following nonfictional people allegedly died after bursting into flames for no apparent reason:
Robert Francis Bailey
Dr John Irving Bentley
Jacqueline Fitzsimon
George I. Mott
Mary Hardy Reeser (also known as The Cinder Lady)
Jeannie Saffin
Henry Thomas
John Edward Stanley
Zack Cole
Shannon "Lefty" Neville
Kevin Grenon
Ian Harvey
The corpse left behind by spontaneous combustion would shock more than a corpse left behind by crucifixion, but crucifixion would have been a more drawn-out torture for the deceased than any kind of "spontaneous" death would be.
But maybe you really DID mean conception?
Jesus Christ was conceived by the Holy Spirit. This event is known as the Incarnation, when the eternal Son of God took on human flesh so that the Divine really could sympathize with human weakness and suffering. I don't understand the process by which the Incarnation took place, but I imagine it was a quiet event, similar to when the Holy Spirit takes up residence within a person who has "asked Jesus into his heart." Nothing like spontaneous combustion.
2006-11-07 04:03:24 · answer #2 · answered by miraclewhip 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Jesus wasn't born VIA spontaneous combustion LOL
Actually he wasn't born to a virgin either.. The ancient language didn't have a word for virgin, but had a word for a woma who had not had a child yet. It was more like heifer like the cows...
When peopel were married back then the family stood in the room or outside of the bedroom and made sure the marraige was consumated by checking the sheets.. Mary could not have been a virgin as we know the word today,...
But a heifer or a woman who had no had a child yet.
2006-11-06 12:57:31 · answer #3 · answered by blonde_n_brilliant 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
How could Jesus be born in sponaniouse combustion,
Thats when some one SPONTANEOUSLY combusts into flames.
I don't remember the flameing Jesus during the christmas pagents,
Does anyone else?
I think you mean emaculate pregnancy, when a girl gets pregnant from NO sead.
and actually yes there have been cases of emaculate conceptions.
It's in alot of medical reports.
2006-11-06 13:01:51 · answer #4 · answered by danksprite420 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Do you know what spontaneous combustion is? Do you know anything about the birth of Christ? No sorry no one was born from spontaneous combustion. Are you thinking Immaculate Conception?
2006-11-06 12:57:38 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Spontaneous Combustion??!! That's a little ridiculous.
2006-11-06 12:55:55 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Jesus wans't born via sopontaneous combustion.....he was an immaculate conception.
2006-11-06 12:56:24 · answer #7 · answered by Amanda SSS 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Come on Ichi, everyone knows Jesus was born by inaccurate contraption
2006-11-06 17:57:38 · answer #8 · answered by Wiley 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Jesus wasn't either
2006-11-06 12:55:49 · answer #9 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's "immaculate conception"
and I think you knew that!
And No, it's just Jesus.
2006-11-06 12:56:53 · answer #10 · answered by Baby'sMom 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Don`t you mean Immaculate Conception? Even if you do it`s a silly question!
2006-11-06 12:57:28 · answer #11 · answered by Hamish 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋