He can fetch a stick
He rolls over when i ask him
He can play dead
He has big brown eyes
He has sharp fangs
He has no brain
He will mercilessly rip your throat out on my command
He has a nice pair of thingies
He does`nt like people in uniforms
Who shall Rover vote for?
2006-11-06 04:26:28 · 27 answers · asked by dingdong 4 in Politics & Government ➔ Elections
He is being constantly hounded for his vote.
He drives a truck
His philosophy on life is: " If you can`t eat it or screw it, P.i.s.s on it"
He is over 18, and he aint getting any younger.
2006-11-06 17:34:57 · update #1
And i know he`s dumb, because he would rather lick his own a.s.s than a chocolate covered cookie, that aint right.
2006-11-06 17:36:49 · update #2
Good luck at the polls, it`s a right they can`t take off you.......not yet,at least *;*
2006-11-06 17:38:50 · update #3
You're the self-employed democrat right? Is it welfare or a mental disability that funding this kind of intelligence? You just proved my point, darlin'.
2006-11-06 04:31:59 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Obviously your dog would make an ideal Democrate voter .
If he joins the party , in a few years he could be a candidate for office .
First he has to learn how to give away other dogs bones and love CATS .
2006-11-06 12:32:34 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Dogs can't vote unless their 21. Except if their in Rhode Island. There they can vote at 13.
2006-11-06 12:30:02 · answer #3 · answered by anuron2000 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Your dog must be 18 in human years. I know it sucks, but the system is set for human years, not dog years. He must have an acceptable form of identification in order to register to vote.
Since he will do exactly what you tell him to do, I think he'd be a good Republican.
2006-11-06 12:30:24 · answer #4 · answered by loryntoo 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Anyone with a nice pair of thingies should Vote Democratic.
2006-11-06 12:29:31 · answer #5 · answered by sligoman 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
is he over 18?
2006-11-06 12:33:35 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
actually, he is the one I blame for electing our current honorable, ethical and humble politicians. I am hoping you can keep him AWAY from the poling place this year. Unless of course he promises to lift his leg on their designer pantlegs or Manolo Blahniks. p.s ditch those thingies, they don't do any male much good because obviously they are genetically programmed to think with them.
hugs,
2006-11-06 12:33:13 · answer #7 · answered by bobandsue M 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Of course he can! Most candidates are dogs themselves anyway! And Rover seems smarter than most candidates.
2006-11-06 12:29:58 · answer #8 · answered by River Pisanu 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
LMAO. It seems as though this wasn't a question where you were trying to learn something new lols.
2006-11-06 12:34:37 · answer #9 · answered by Yuri Slavio 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL- I think that it would be great if dogs can vote because he sounds smarter than a lot of the people that vote now!!!!!
2006-11-06 12:28:31 · answer #10 · answered by Earthy Angel 4 · 3⤊ 1⤋