I didn't think that they were allowed to do it, but If they are gonna do it, why not try all 27,312 positions like the rest of us have?
I know, I know, that number is very low but I am not counting the positions which include an egg whisk as most people think these are Catholic-only positions and I do not want to get into a religous battle on this question)
Silly bast ards...they are missing out
2006-11-06 03:13:57 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Well, when you become a missionary and move to Africa to get some horrible disease like schistosomiasis (cuz that's the only one Dragon can spell), you tell Dragon if you know other positions besides the missionary position.
However, Dragon does not think you should limit it to missionaries. There are other people in the world who do not attempt one of the other 27,312 positions because the missionary position "works", so why should they change? Grrr...
(you can see Dragon is rather bitter about that, but she is going to remain calm because she does not want to start any fires right now, because her throat hurts)
2006-11-06 03:27:37 · answer #1 · answered by VLIGER DRAGÖN 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
No, the people peeking through the missionaries' windows apparently had never seen the act being done that particular way before.
So don't knock missionaries. They enlightened other cultures in many other ways besides bringing the Gospel.
2006-11-07 04:52:34 · answer #2 · answered by miraclewhip 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
silly, silly man. For every quarter you clink into their collection plate, they give you another position!! They are the freakiest of the lot, you just have to tithe!!
2006-11-06 11:28:05 · answer #3 · answered by turtle girl 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Tell you what, babe, the next time some missionaries come to your house, invite them in and ask them.
2006-11-06 11:16:49 · answer #4 · answered by kitten lover3 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
It's true, the only position missionaries know is doggie-style.
2006-11-06 14:47:00 · answer #5 · answered by people are scum 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They only pretend they do, but get them one on one behind closed doors and you'd be surprised by what you discover.
2006-11-06 11:29:59 · answer #6 · answered by Optimistic 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL !!I agree! I personally like being on top the best!
2006-11-06 11:17:23 · answer #7 · answered by Goldylocks 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I often wonder the same thing!
2006-11-06 11:19:31 · answer #8 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
WOW! 27,312? I thought there was only 27,311!
2006-11-06 11:18:54 · answer #9 · answered by willis_is_40 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that's funny in a perverted way, i like it.
2006-11-06 11:15:47 · answer #10 · answered by Joni J 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋