If you had to take the President out to lunch, where would you go and what would you order for Mr. Bush?

Question

Cheney would cover the bill, and Air Force One would fly you anywhere, so money and geography are no hindrance........

Answer 1

I'm not very well travelled, but I'd either a) treat him with the respect a world leader deserves and go somewhere upmarket and swanky, or b) show my political leanings and take him to a half-bombed cafe in the midst of Afghanistan/Iraq.

Answer 2

We'll make a day of it starting at 5:00 AM the first stop is The Day Resource Center in Dallas, TX. The social service center for homeless, including homeless Veterans. If we get there early enough we will have to step over the masses of people (a good many women and children as well) sleeping on the sidewalk. We will have to stand in line, a small inconvenience, and if we are lucky we will be able to get a shower, along with soap and shampoo and a towel. Then we'll continue over to the "Stew Pot" for our one meal a day. Of course we will be lead in prayer, (a requirement for folks who want to eat) perhaps Mr. Bush will lead the prayer for today's meal. We'll be walking, perhaps one of the Vets will loan us the wheelchair they are riding in (probably "faking" having no legs anyway) and we will continue our entourage by City Hall and the Library, oops, better stay out of there, these buildings don't want we pesky homeless people trying to find shelter from the storm. Oh, well, we'll go onto the 2 shelters in the area. OOPS, they won't let us in either. We'll have to wait for nightfall and after the REQUIRED church services, we'll be allowed to retire for the evening. AHHH a nice soft pallet, such a restful sleep, and then up again at 5:00 AM and start the whole cycle again.

Peace.

Answer 3

Pinnicle Peak....
They cut your ties off! I'm sure the Secret Service would love that!

Besides he showed up I might get a steak like they used to make....
Covered the plate and about 3 inches thick and bloody.
I think a Texan could respect that.

Can't get anything less welldone than medium these days cause they are all afraid you'll sue em!

Answer 4

There's a very nice Italian place, Don Giovanni, or Cole's Chop House, also very nice. He was just here and probably ate at Meadowood where he stayed.

I wouldn't order for him, he's a grown man. Plus the Secret Service probably has already pre-ordered for him.

Answer 5

I would take him over to someone's house who lives in the projects, and make him lunch with whatever food is in that household. I would make him take public transportation (subway), make him walk up dingy staircase that smells like urine, and probably step over some human beings addicted to either alcohol or drugs. Welcome to AMerica George Bush, We know you love to cover your ears and eyes to this stuff, but its reality. Why should he have a nice meal, when so many of us are not?

Answer 6

A Gyro from the Woodrow diner in Staten Island

Answer 7

I'd take him to the cheap chicken place that our area is famous for and I'd order him a quarter dark, which comes with fries, and a piece of bread under the chicken to soak up the grease. He needs some "hometown" food.

Answer 8

I'd take him to Japan and order for him (not me) fugu sushi (hopin' that the chef left a little too much poison) *evil laughter with lightnings on the background*.

Answer 9

The money aspect wouldnt matter to me, I would count it as a priveledge to take President Bush to lunch! I would take him to Ruby Tuesdays and order him an all American cheese burger platter....

Answer 10

I don't know where we'd go, but I would order something off of the kids menu so he would have crayons to play with while the grown up (Cheney) and I talked.