recently i went to my local shop to buy some cigs. the lady asked me for id to which i replied "i'm 26, can you not see my crow's eyes! look at my crow's eyes!". later that day i went to a pub and asked for a vodka and again got asked for id to which i replied "rah. i'm 26, look at my crow's eyes, i have crow's eyes!!" it was only then that my friend pointed out that in fact i didn't have crow's eyes( minute beady black bulbous eyes) and even if i did that wouldn't have reflected on my age. the term i was looking for was obviously crow's feet! each time they looked at me like i was absolutely mad and maybe believed that i thought i was part crow.
2006-11-06 02:56:40 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Social Science ➔ Psychology
I was a young rookie cop on the harsh streets of Stockton on Tees in the early to mid eighties. One winters day I was doing my usual "The Bill" walking impression - (slow measured paces, hands behind the back etc.) when I slipped on some ice and went ar5e over t*t, helmet rolled under the wheels of a bus, coat covered in slush. Worse still it was market day - had an audience of hundreds of traders and customers.
2006-11-06 03:09:42 · answer #1 · answered by Phlodgeybodge 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
For my 21st birthday I hired A nightclub in town for a party.On a busy market day beforehand I had to go and collect the invitations,I stood outside the club and rang the bell for the manageress.While waiting I felt some flatulance stirring and as I was to be greeted by a lady I thought I should release it before she arrived but unfortunately followed through.So I shuffled off sharpish, buttocks clenched before she came to the door.
2006-11-06 16:05:49 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ouch, bet that made you blush!
An embarrassing thing happened to me today. I went to stay with a mate in Swindon (I live in Preston, 180 miles away) on the weekend and inadvertantly left my wash-kit at hrs. I only realised at 10pm last night. Thing is, being in the military it's very bad for me to turn up for work unshaven (I had spare toothpaste and shower gel, but no spare razor), so I frantically tried to find a supermarket open at 10:00 on a sunday night...no chance. I had to wait until 08:30 today, but I had to be in work by 8. I had to phone my boss and explain I couldn't come in until I bought a razor and had a shave, he just laughed at me when I came in. The whole room knew too.
2006-11-06 11:14:43 · answer #3 · answered by genghis41f 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I do it all the time. The last time was Saturday - I walked into a glass door while checking out this girl sitting at the checkout counter in Woolworths. The noise it made was unreal and everyone stopped to turn and see what was going on.
I just thought to my self, 'So there goes any chance of a date with her!!'
2006-11-07 09:12:16 · answer #4 · answered by Robbie B 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I was running to work to pick up my paycheck and grabbed the jeans i wore the day before. I put them on, thought something felt a little funny, but didn't check. I picked up my paycheck and was walking back to the car and felt something moving down my leg. As I considered the possibilities, all I could do was hope that I made it to the car before the moving object made it out the bottom of my pantleg. It got lower and lower, and as it reached my ankle, I looked down and there it was! Yesterday's underwear. I grabbed them and stuffed them in my pocket and kept walking.
2006-11-06 11:09:38 · answer #5 · answered by Faith 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am always tripping over something or falling over its really embarrassing, last time I did it I was being shown to my table in a packed restaurant it was wooden floor and I had wooden type shoes on and I went flying, I regularly fall up and down the stairs at work which is also embarrassing but funny too.
2006-11-06 11:09:23 · answer #6 · answered by bez 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Was most embarrassed after going out with bosses daughter on the beers and then when boss came to pick us up I puked all out the side of her car and down the door!! Don't know how I managed to go to work the next day, they took the piss for ages!!
2006-11-06 11:00:36 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Minutes ago when I called someone cute as an answer to a question, after seeing their picture, how immature? I tend to cringe at myself about 5 times a day!! EEEEkkkk!!
2006-11-06 13:55:47 · answer #8 · answered by helloha06 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
at least you look young hunny,people think Im 20 I also have an 11 yr old son,hmm go figure that.
last night I was embarrassed coz I went to a fireworks display with no make up on thinking hey its dark who will see,wasnt banking on the huge spotlights they had up!
2006-11-06 11:08:46 · answer #9 · answered by Chocoholic 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's great. Stuff like that happens to me all the time.
One time I meant to say "shipped to" but wound up saying "s**t poo". I was giving a presentation at the time in front of a crowd of strangers. It was awful.
2006-11-06 11:12:49 · answer #10 · answered by nmtgirl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋