911 Call: A man called 911 and spoke frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart!"
"Is this her first child?" the dispatcher asked.
"No, you idiot!" the man shouted.
"This is her husband!"
2006-11-06 02:52:19 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
OMG! That's too funny. He's not smart nor dumb. He was just excited and not thinking clearly.
2006-11-06 02:55:28 · answer #1 · answered by nmtgirl 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Dumb
2006-11-06 14:08:01 · answer #2 · answered by BENDER IS THE BOMB!!! (Fav show) 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Dumb
2006-11-06 12:39:38 · answer #3 · answered by Judas Rabbi 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hey I needed a chuckle...here is one for you.
Redneck Medical Terms
Benign - What you be, after you be eight.
Artery - The study of paintings
Bacteria - Back door to cafeteria
Barium - what doctors do when patients die
Cesarean section - a neighborhood in Rome
Cat scan - searching for kitty
Cauterize - made eye contact with her
2006-11-06 10:56:41 · answer #4 · answered by Tabor 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Dumb of the husband but, when you are in a panic situation you can say the most dumbest things.
Smart.......I see nothing smart (LOL)
I think this was funny
2006-11-06 10:56:44 · answer #5 · answered by Solitaire 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dumb.
2006-11-06 17:38:04 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dumb.
2006-11-06 11:03:54 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Dumb.
2006-11-06 11:03:24 · answer #8 · answered by ludacrusher 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very smart...even for a man
2006-11-06 12:42:33 · answer #9 · answered by Lynn M 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard it before, still dumb.
2006-11-06 10:54:30 · answer #10 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋