While the bar patron savored a double martini, an attractive women sat down next to him. The bartender served her a glass of orange juice, and the man turned to her and said, "This is a special day. I'm celebrating."
"I'm celebrating, too," she replied, clinking glasses with him.
"What are you celebrating?" he asked.
"For years I've been trying to have a child," she answered, "Today my gynecologist told me I'm pregnant!"
"Congratulations," the man said, lifting his glass.
"As it happens, I'm a chicken farmer, and for years all my hens were infertile. But today they're finally fertile." "How did it happen?"
"I switched cocks."
"What a coincidence," she said, smiling.
2006-11-06 02:32:24 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Good Stuff!
2006-11-07 01:41:39 · answer #1 · answered by Citizen 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes that's a good one.
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2006-11-06 10:46:13 · answer #2 · answered by ▒Яenée▒ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, that's a funny one!
2006-11-06 10:34:39 · answer #3 · answered by GirlsRGamers2 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny!
2006-11-06 10:34:35 · answer #4 · answered by Bebe1016 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah that was funny.
2006-11-06 10:34:27 · answer #5 · answered by faybe 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's funny
2006-11-06 10:35:31 · answer #6 · answered by willis_is_40 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHA!! Switch corks! HAHAHAHA!!
2006-11-06 10:36:03 · answer #7 · answered by ##$SoulStryker$## 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh! I see what you did there!
2006-11-06 10:36:07 · answer #8 · answered by Fünfhundertfünfundfünfzig 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL.. that was cute... good job..:)
2006-11-06 10:49:59 · answer #9 · answered by jerseygirl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was pretty good , thanks , I needed that today.
2006-11-06 10:38:13 · answer #10 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋