2006-11-06 01:34:27 · 12 answers · asked by 2 good 2 miss 6 in Business & Finance ➔ Advertising & Marketing ➔ Search Engine Optimization
In today's Tech Analysis we have collected some interesting questions about a variety of subjects. Have you ever wondered if crematoriums give discounts to burn victims? Or, if rabbits' feet are so lucky, then what happened to the rabbit? Read these and other questions in this funny interlude.
After eating, do amphibians have to wait one hour before getting out of the water?
Are part-time band leaders semi-conductors?
Are you telling the truth if you lie in bed?
Can you buy an entire chess set in a pawn-shop?
Did Noah keep his bees in archives?
Do crematoriums give discounts to burn victims?
Do Scottish Terriers get Scotch Tape worms?
Does a man-eating shark eat women, too?
How come wrong numbers are never busy?
How do they get the "Keep off the Grass" sign on the grass?
How do you get off a non-stop flight?
How do you know when you've run out of invisible ink?
If a food processor slices and dices food, what does a word processor do?
If a jogger runs at the speed of sound, can he still hear his walkman?
If a picture is worth a thousand words, what is a picture of a thousand words worth?
If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go?
If everything is part of a whole, what is the whole part of?
If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?
If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
If the product says "Do not use if seal is broken", how are you supposed to open it and use it?
If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?
Is it OK to use the AM radio after noon?
Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
If rabbits' feet are so lucky, then what happened to the rabbit?
Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "asteroids"?
Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?
Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
Why do they call it 'chili' if it's hot?
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
Why do you feet smell and your nose runs?
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why is it that to stop Windows 95, you have to click on "Start"?
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes? Why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?
And a special one for your truly delight: "The primary purpose of the DATA statement is to give names to constants; instead of referring to pi as 3.141592653589793 at every appearance, the variable PI can be given that value with a DATA statement and used instead of the longer form of the constant. This also simplifies modifying the program, should the value of pi change. -- FORTRAN manual for Xerox Computers."
2006-11-06 03:19:52 · answer #1 · answered by Littlebigdog 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
What kind of person looks for a discount crematorium? Try
Wal-Mort.
2006-11-06 04:01:53 · answer #2 · answered by michaelsmaniacal 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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RE :Do crematoriums give discounts to burn victims?
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2017-04-04 13:46:20 · answer #3 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Only if they have plans to profit of of your deceased loved ones body...a book to read before even considering this option is
"Body Brokers: Inside America's Underground Trade in Human Remains" by Annie Cheney.
No matter how mad, angry, or poor you are at the time a loved one becomes deceased, the choices you make for their burial will stay with you the rest of your life.
2006-11-06 01:49:29 · answer #4 · answered by bottleblondemama 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Do nuthouses give discounts to Y/A users who ask really stupid questions? YOU should get a giant rebate check!
2006-11-06 01:37:00 · answer #5 · answered by Squirrley Temple 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
LOL!!!!!! good question i would think not just because half the work is already done i dont think they will give you 50% off
2006-11-06 01:36:20 · answer #6 · answered by Ray 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋
What does this have to do with "Search Engine Optimization"?
2006-11-06 01:43:19 · answer #7 · answered by Angie P. 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
So wrong, but very insightful. I should try to find that out.
2006-11-06 01:36:29 · answer #8 · answered by Jon C 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
They should, but morticians are worse than grave robbers. They rip you and your family off putting you in.
2006-11-06 01:36:20 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
Sick question. Go back inside and take your medication.
2006-11-06 02:44:59 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋