Who is the most lazy person you know?

Answer 1

toss up between me and my cat

Answer 2

The laziest person I know is a bloke called Mark. He is 22 years of age and has always lived alone with his mum. His Mum works 2 jobs, a full time hospital clerk by day and in a call centre in the evenings until 9pm. He just sits on his **** and eats all her food and uses her phone and has broadband in his room plus all the latest designer clothes and dvds. He goes for weekends away and is out almost every evening but does not work. He just got a new job and decided to work for nothing to gain experience! What a mug!

Answer 3

I excel at being lazy. It's a fine art and takes a lot of hard work and inspiration. Now shall I go shopping or just let him eat what's in the cupboards. Cupboards I think, that scabby piece of wallpaper lining the bottom as enough sugar stuck to it to feed the 5000

Answer 4

My brother. He thinks of himself as a gigolo, and the stupid women know it where he lives and yet they take him in. He has never had to buy his own clothes, put wood into the house, take responsibility for his 2 daughters. Growing up, he laid around the house bithcing and complaining if things didn't go his way and yet he just laid there. He is 34 and in all that time he might have worked 4 years of it. How's that for being the laziest person, not only that I know, but in the entire world.

Answer 5

lol,,i had to answer this,,,,my 'big' brother,,he is 36,just,,,has never worked for longer than two weeks,,lives alone,,drinks and smokes all night and sleeps all day,k,,doesnt have any friends or girlfriends,,he is so lazy,,and i am being truthful,,he waits for the women to come to him,,say at the local chippy or the petrol station,,somewhere he has to put absolutely no effort into going out to find a decent woman,,he makes me laugh,,saying i and my hubby are mugs,,we could have more money on the dole and get the rent and c/tax paid,,i am a conformist,,what a wheeze eh....if you are in the uk you will have seen Harry Enfields tv programme,,with 'the old gits' well,,,he is the one played by harry,,,"nerrrrr ya bug&er" lol

Answer 6

Myself. It has come to my attention that I have been used and degraded by the people I've been scurrying around working for and now I'm just not inclined to go out of my way for anyone. Sad attitude. Bad attitude. But until I can find some motivation, everybody else is going to be doing the heavy lifting for awhile.

Answer 7

A bloke i work with Desperately Lazy Dan.

Answer 8

my cousin is the LAZIEST ever..

he would eat on the sofa watching TV and then he would actually get someone to pick up his plate ! till then it would just lie on his belly ! disgusting right ?

and hes so lazy that he needs 4 different alarm clocks in 4 diff locations to get him up - he admits it atleast !

one of my nephew is also well lazy, hes recently got his first job but barely gets to work on time coz he gets up about 15 minutes before he's supposed to catch his train. no tea, no breakfast, no shower - awful !!

Answer 9

I feel lazy when I look at the mess in my house. I just can't seem to keep up

Answer 10

probably me im supposed to be doing homework right now but i cant be bothered to do the research and figure out what the questions actually mean. im doing my NVQ3 aswell and im having a really lazy day i am so gonna fail!!!

Answer 11

my boss, she spends all day talking on her mobil and surfing the internet and not doing what she should be doing, shes is always late into work and at the end of the day faffs around saying shes been so busy she hasnt had time to get everything done