2006-11-06 00:23:37 · 18 answers · asked by Jim G 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Holidays ➔ Other - Holidays
Phish aptly named, happy Christmas to you
2006-11-06 00:51:00 · update #1
Haha, good question! So many ways....
Drinking too much Lambrini, screwing their best mates boyf / brother / etc and getting up the duff (their New Years are spent filling in forms to scrounge off the social) ;O)
Giving each other sovereigns, Elizabeth Duke jewellery, Burberry caps, white sh*t, tracksuits (only duh wuns wiv wun leg shor'er than de uvver doh innit???!!) etc etc, all wrapped up in tasteful Burberry paper and put under the tree they hacked out of the park
Screaming at Beyonce-Kylie, Chardonney-Porche and Brintney-Biana (Kids aged 3, 'Mums aged 15, natch)
and generally acting like the scum of the earth that they are!!! ;O)
2006-11-06 00:38:39 · answer #1 · answered by Secret Squirrel 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
They probably go out stealing presents on Christmas Eve, mug a few carolers and then smash each other's brains out on Christmas morning followed by visits to intensive care where they will stay until the end of January. Happy Christmas!
2006-11-06 08:38:04 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not this year, farepak has gone bust! A classic Chav christmas present is to buy your loved on a packet of Lambert and Butler - take out one of the cigarettes inside and replace it with a rolled up £5 note.
2006-11-06 08:29:55 · answer #3 · answered by ? 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I supsect you are a chav, if you put an apostrophe in a plural.... its "chavs" dear ;) haha
Anyway, I would imagine they watch to see who leaves their house to visit friends and family, then skip round the back while no-one's home, stealing christmas from you and your loved ones, without so much as a sparkle of conscience.
2006-11-06 08:27:55 · answer #4 · answered by ashypoo 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They go to Costa Bomba, get crap-faced on larger, eat a good Spanish meal of fishnchips, puke on the local dagos, piss on some wall while spraying grafitti, get arrested and sent home, and complain about how Christmas ain't the same. All right, 'en innit!
2006-11-06 11:43:52 · answer #5 · answered by jcboyle 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chavs celebrate Christmas by allowing misplaced apostrophes in the plural of chav.
2006-11-06 08:43:00 · answer #6 · answered by Phish 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
White tracksuits, cans of Tennants extra, 40 imported fags and bling on the tree!
Then a good ole brawl at the end of the night!
2006-11-06 08:29:55 · answer #7 · answered by Welshchick 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
good question,
I suppose they deck the halls with Burberry
Christmas hits like silent night remixed with drum and bass
Then go down the council and demand free presents or something
2006-11-06 08:28:29 · answer #8 · answered by Dark_Mushroom 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
They pretend to be Santa - but take instead of give.
And they don't dress up as a big jolly fellow in red and white, more like white trash in burberry...
2006-11-06 08:31:34 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Of course - it's our favourite time of year when we can show off our new designer track suits, wear loads of gold chains and drink so much we can have 'who can puke the most competitions'.
2006-11-06 08:40:09 · answer #10 · answered by feebee 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋