Where is the most inappropraite place you have ever been sick?

Question

I do not mean sleep-with-your-sister sick, but vomiting before you all get wierd on me...

Answer 1

Throwing up in a cab in Egypt after i came from Saudi Arabia and they made us take these pills to avoid infection of some sort.

The cab driver wasn't going to pull over to the side of the road so i just puked all over the seat.
It was disgusting. Ugh.

And the time i shat my pants :P

Answer 2

One time my BF and I went on a trip to Washington, DC. We went to the Hard Rock Cafe, where I drank three gin and tonics and had buffalo wings (god, what was I thinking?)

We left the HRC, and were approaching the Metro station to take the subway back to wherever we were staying, and I all of the sudden started feeling nauseous. As we started down the escalator to the platform, I felt all the lovely contents of my tummy coming up. I clamped my hand over my mouth and heaved all the way down, holding it in. Everybody could see that I was vomiting in my mouth, and they were all like, "Ewww.....get that nasty girl away from me!" At the bottom of the escalator was a trash can, and I leaned over and spat all the nasty stuff into it. I was totally humiliated, and started crying (it didn't help that I was roaring drunk). We got on the subway, and I passed out on the seat, and didn't wake up until we were back at our hotel room. My BF had to carry my lifeless body off the subway car, up the platform to our car, and into our room when we got there.

To this day, I still feel queasy when I hear someone order a gin and tonic (I'm a bartender) LOL

Answer 3

In my hand bag on the way home (I get badly travel sick)

In the street after a night out, it was a sloping street so it was flowing down like a river.

In the loo at work after a "Christmas Drink" I had 2 glasses of wine and puked up, I don't hold my drink well.

In Sainsbury's car park, again because of travel sickness

Answer 4

In a Grey Hound Bus seat. Someone was using the bathroom and I couldn't wait any longer so I threw up all over myself and the seat. I was a little kid, so I don't remember being embarrassed. I just remember being covered in vomit the rest of the way home and it smelled up the entire bus.

Answer 5

In the back of the church as I was getting ready to walk down the isle to be confirmed. I was 7 years old, and very, very embarrassed. I never felt it coming.

Then there was a first date with a guy who took me to the county fair, and I barfed all over him on the Tilt-a-whirl. We continued to date for a couple years after that.

Answer 6

Mom and dad planned a trip to Disney Land when I was 10. The night of our arrival, I started running a high fever with severe pain in my thigh. It turned out to be rheumatic fever. Obviously I didn't get to go anywhere the entire time (other than the hospital and hotel room). We couldn't afford to go back.

Answer 7

Oh... Well, it was my 1st time back to Bangladesh and I was about 7 years old. The air was hot and humid and filled with all new smells (some not so yummy), the road was a little too bumpy, the food in my stomach a little too heavy... so, I did what any hot, nauseous kid would do: I barfed on the back seats... :-)

Answer 8

in the serving line of a steak house. Nearly got my shoulder separated by the resulting mother's drag out to the car. I will never forget those two old ladies turning around and gasping at my splashing the floor.

Answer 9

After a deliciously expensive sushi dinner where I had too much beer and sake. After a little "romp" in the back seat, I opened the door and hurled all over the sidewalk.

Answer 10

Once when I was 14, we went on a family vacation, my parents, sister and I. My sister is a hellcat -very unlike me!- and she and I got drunk on beer, whiskey and wine and then went back to the apartment. My dad was waiting for us and asked us where we had been - that was when I just felt the earth move and you can guess the rest. He didn't speak to me for days after it, the poor guy :)