2006-11-05 23:20:07 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pets ➔ Other - Pets
Seek treatment from a psychiatrist AND stop taking the piss out of us all here.
2006-11-05 23:38:19 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 2⤋
I'm sure that you would beat the tortoise in a race with or without the handicap of having a scalextric car glued to him. I'm sure that the tortoise feelings will be serverly hurt
2006-11-05 23:23:00 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
This might require some testing first.
Find a suitable glue. Now apply it to yourself and sit on the bonet of a suitable car. Have a friend drive you, at high speed, around for a while.
See if you can detatch yourself, with soap and water, afterwards.
If so, you should be alright with a tourtiose.
Good Luck.
2006-11-05 23:33:35 · answer #3 · answered by Alice S 6 · 6⤊ 0⤋
i tried racing my tortoise but had to stop because of the burning smell created as the little fella tried to slow himself down on the bends
2006-11-06 00:57:42 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Stooooooopid
2006-11-05 23:31:10 · answer #5 · answered by Frostbite 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
wot is it with all the sick questions bout tortoises leave them alone all the do is eat and sleep
2006-11-06 02:22:07 · answer #6 · answered by LISA T 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
What is going on today? All the sick baskets must have escaped from their cells.
2006-11-08 03:22:00 · answer #7 · answered by pampurredpuss 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you are 1 sick person leave the animal alone you should not be allowed to keep any animal
you need to seek help
2006-11-06 02:40:55 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Mmmm
It will probably come off while you are racing.
Why not try to nail or bolt it on for better security.
Allthough after Scalextric do you think he would want it off !
(Preferred TCR racing myself)
2006-11-05 23:22:52 · answer #9 · answered by Andy 6 · 1⤊ 5⤋
Take it he crashed? should have used sellotape, might have cushioned the impact somewhat, you'll know for next time
2006-11-06 22:49:49 · answer #10 · answered by ♥Tallulah♥ 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋