What's a good bedtime story?. I just got off work and can't sleep.?

Answer 1

Once upon a time there was a very bad naughty girl names Little Red riding no panties and she often walked around with no panties and a red hood on.

One day her lonely neighbor Mr. Hot Rocks ask her to come over and help him bury a bone for his friend Mr. Knock your Socks off.

So, Little Red No Panties walked thru the forest to Mr. Hot Rocks and Mr. Knock Your Socks Off.

While walking thru the woods Little Red No Panties dropped her lollop pops and bend over to pick it up when she felt something hairy come up behind her slip it;s thing in her hot box after a couple of hard pumps she screamed and fell to the ground exhausted.

Little Red No Panties got up and off to her neighbors she ran fast as she could when she arrived their was no sound then she hears a sound from the bedroom it sounded like someone was being hurt she ran n the room and the Woodsman, Mr. Hot Rocks,Mr. Knock Your Socks Off, were watching her on a video that she taped last week Cinder-knockers

Excited Little Red No Panties asked the gentleman if she could help them bury their bones in her cat trap.

Since you have fallen asleep I will tell you the rest of the story later

Answer 2

Once upon a time... there was a night shift worker who could not sleep. The night shift worker did not know what to do, and wanted very badly to find a way to get some zzz's. So weary, and desperate, they logged onto Yahoo! Answers, hoping someone would know a way to put them to sleep. A story, they begged, a story that can rest my tired mind. At this same time, a bored insomniac was trolling the seekers of knowledge on Yahoo!'s wonderful interactive service. The insomniac saw the night shift worker's cry for help. She thought, "silly night shift worker, you better just go right to bed, for you are not trained in the art of insomnia". But, she thought, perhaps I can help. So she started to write a beautiful story, she knew was sure to do the trick. Unfortunately, Ms. Insomnia's computer crashed in the middle, so this is not it. Alas, the beautiful story would not have reached, the night shift worker anyways, for the silly night shift worker had already drifted off to a peaceful slumber. Or perhaps they died, from exhaustion. No one will ever know.
The moral of the story- don't ask Yahoo! for anything, and go straight to bed from now on.
The End.
Finito.
Fin.

Answer 3

There once was a lady called Sleeping Beauty..

All the fake as$ princes tried to get in there, but they weren't so hot.

Then one day the perfect man came for Sleeping Beauty and put his sweet lips to hers..

And.. then I got put on the sex offenders list.

Answer 4

Nighty night, sleep tight, and don't let the bedbugs bite!
Talk to ya in the morning light.

Answer 5

start reading about the politicians who want your vote this should do the trick

Answer 6

I dont know, but those lips are really getting to me..mmmmmm....

Answer 7

any time before sleeping cuz you should be wakin up ....