Romy & Michele's Highschool Reunion:-
Romy is at a nightclub trying to secure elligible bachelors when she spots a guy in a designer suit:-
Romy: Is that an Armani?
Guy: Yes, yes it is.
Romy: So what do you do?
Guy: I'm a suit salesman.
Romy: Oh... er... would you excuse me. I cut my foot before and my shoe is filling up with blood.
Hobbles away...
2006-11-05 23:24:11
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answered by Anonymous
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Fish Called Wanda:
Otto: You pompous, stuck-up, snot-nosed, English, giant twerp, scumbag, f***face, d***head, a**hole!
Archie: How very interesting. You're a true vulgarian, aren't you?
Otto: You're the vulgarian, you f***! Now apologize!
(Otto dangles Archie out a window)
Archie: All right, all right, I apologize.
Otto: You're really sorry?
Archie: I'm really, really sorry. I apologize unreservedly.
Otto: You take it back?
Archie: I do. I offer a complete and utter retraction. The imputation was totally without basis in fact, and was in no way fair comment, and was motivated purely by malice, and I deeply regret any distress my comments may have caused you, or your family, and I hereby undertake not to repeat any such slander at any time in the future.
Otto: Okay.
2006-11-06 10:54:30
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answered by Teresa 5
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Saw III was the most disgusting movie I'veseen , I 've seen alot of bad horror movies low budget better that, I'd rather watch Faces of Death, the pig scene, Donny Walhberg crushing his foot and ankel and then hobbling around unreal give me a break, oh it's not over remember the little girl is still locked up, there will be a Saw IV.
2006-11-06 06:58:08
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answered by ? 3
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- Where'd you get the coconuts?
- We found them.
- Found them? In Mercia? The coconut's tropical.
- What do you mean?
- Well this is a temperate zone.
- The swallow may fly south with the sun, or the house marten or plover may seek warmer climes in winter, yet these are not strangers to our land.
- Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?
Monty Python and the Holy Grail
2006-11-06 07:13:48
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answered by lynnca1972 5
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This is from the movie Robin Hood Men in Tights, my favourite comedy of all time.
At the end when Robin finally overpowers Prince John and reclaims the throne, he declared that all toilets in England will be known as Johns.
2006-11-06 06:19:18
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answered by Mafia Agent 4207 5
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You've Got Me, Who's Got You?
superman
2006-11-06 06:04:57
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answered by anitababy.brainwash 6
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SAW 3
Lynne (the nurse after given giving Jigsaw brain surgery)- How are you feeling?
Jigsaw- Never better
Lynne (after geting kidnapped by Amanda)- What do you want from me?
Jigsaw- I want to play a game.
2006-11-06 06:43:23
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answered by Jim F 5
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'The sh*t hath hitteth the fan.....eth' 10 Things I Hate About You
2006-11-06 06:12:25
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answered by Tish P 6
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