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haha i dont know why but i feel like hearing Completely random stories. they dont have to be true... in face its better if they are made up. lol

2006-11-05 16:30:15 · 13 answers · asked by James D 2 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

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The sky was grey and all hope was lost if it weren't for teh gobblers that were actually chickens but were really bunnies in costumes dressed as chickens dressed as gobblers candy. Then a superhero team of power ranger squirrels came to save the day.

The gobblers were ready to feast upon Ms. Universe;s flesh when the power ranger squirrels barged in, sat down and joined them. They decided Ms. Universe tastes disgusting and became vegeterians.

THE END

2006-11-05 16:57:05 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Okay, so one day I was at work and - oh yeah I forgot to say i'm a paramedic - and my partner and I had this morbidly obese patient that we had to take out of the hospital and to his nursing home/rehab place. Well, he was big enough that it was actually going to take four of us. Anyway, while my partner talked to the nurse out in the hallway, I went into this guy's room and introduced myself with the 2 others (this guy was in the hospital because he'd had spinal surgery). So he goes, "Let me go ahead and show you..." and he starts to lift up his gown. Naturally I assume he's going to show us where his surgical incicision is so we'll be careful of it. But noooo, he stops the gown at waist level and there, in all their glory are two enormous - I mean small cantalope-sized - testicles!! To make matters much, much, soooo much worse, they are covered in a substance that I can only describe as a combination of cottage cheese and tapioca pudding - ummmm! So while we are trying to maintain our composure the guy says, "These are my testicles..." Seriously, what do you say to that? So I just say, "I can see that," and I ask him if someone is taking care of that problem in the hospital. Wow. He didn't even mention the spinal surgery site. I guess if I was him, maybe I wouldn't have, either. Considering the way his "boys" looked, I'm sure he was more worried about them then he was about his spine at that point!!

Okay, there's a story for you, and you've gotta admit that it was pretty random. Oh, and, unfortunately, it was 100% true :p

2006-11-06 00:47:52 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Once upon a time group decided to conquer one country, so they bought up most of the food processing, growing and seed production businesses. At first all the Vitanuns were processed out of food. Next they genetically engineered food with no vitamins, and slowly people never realized their bodies were not getting ingredients needed to fight the common cold the lack of balanced diet left everyone wide open for virus that produces cancer and day fast approaches when tourist visit Statue of Liberty like acient structures in Egypt.

2006-11-06 00:54:40 · answer #3 · answered by Mister2-15-2 7 · 0 0

It rained. The mall was full of shoppers. Nothing was on sale. Dinner went well. I gave the neighbors some mail.Weeds aired it's finale. There is laundry in the washing machine. The mosquitos are biting. My drink is empty. I have to go now....

2006-11-06 00:43:38 · answer #4 · answered by LORD Z 7 · 0 0

So once my bf went to buy me a present. He wanted to buy me a hat, but at the store he was in, all the hats were behind the counter on the wall. He saw one he liked, and asked if he could see it. The girl behind the counter was like, "sir, those are for girls."
so, yeah...

I like your question. Maybe I will give you another random story later.

2006-11-06 00:36:36 · answer #5 · answered by runningaway 2 · 0 0

Then there was this time my cousin discovered the moonshine in the barn and he drank about a pint...he jumped from the loft and broke his ankle. Bad thing was he walked on it for 10 minutes before he realized it was broke.

2006-11-06 00:36:30 · answer #6 · answered by Mav 6 · 0 0

well, i'm in high school.
i like this guy, a sophmore,and i'm a freshman, but he has a girlfriend from another school. i told my friends that i liked him and they said that they already guessed that i liked him. they also say that he likes me too since he always looks at me and acts different around me than them. the first time one of my friends said to me, i didn't like him then.but i replied to my friend that he has a girlfriend, she just said so? now that i like him, they say that he has a girlfriend, but then i reply that i don't like him that much that he has to break up with his girlfriend.
so is that a random story to you?

2006-11-06 00:36:27 · answer #7 · answered by ALESANA 7 · 0 0

I'll Tell you a tale of Vampirates,
A tale as old as true.
Yea, I'll tell you a tale of an ancient ship,
And its mighty fearsome crew.
Yea, I'll tell you a tale of an ancient ship,
That sails the oceans blue...
That haunts the oceans blue.

The Vampirate ship has tattered sails,
That flap like wings in flight.
They say that the captain, he wears a veil
So as to curtail your fright
At his death-Pale skin
And his lifeless eyes
And his teeth as sharp as night.
Oh, they say that the captain, he wears a veil
And his eyes never see the light.

You'd better be good, child-good as gold,
As good as good can be.
Else I'll turn you in to the Vampirates
And wave you out to sea.
Yes you'd better be good, child- good as gold,
Because-look! Can you see?
There's a dark ship in the harbor tonight
And there's room in the hold for thee!
(Plenty of room for thee!)

Well, if pirates are bad,
And vampires are worse,
Then I pray that as long as I be
That though I tell of Vampirates
I never one shall see.
Yea, if pirates are danger
And vampires are death,
I'll extend my prayer for thee-
That thine eyes never see a Vampirate...

...and they never lay a hand on thee.

2006-11-06 00:51:55 · answer #8 · answered by Perfectly Flawed 5 · 1 0

I use to keep ruber bands in my room to excercise my hands, and one day they started to disapear, just like that. I even hid them and they would still disapear. One day I was watching tv, and I saw one of my cats come in, search were I'd hid the ruber bands and take them in her mouth. then she calmly walked out.

2006-11-06 00:35:07 · answer #9 · answered by Mr. Sly 4 · 0 0

One time I had a dream that I was fixing the tailpipe on my car, and I woke up exhausted.

2006-11-06 00:36:00 · answer #10 · answered by newmum06 2 · 1 0

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