republican bullying
2006-11-05 13:18:52 · 16 answers · asked by eldoradoman1953 2 in Politics & Government ➔ Elections
Santa is really an undercover law enforcement agent, and he will be coming to your house. However he will not be bringing presents because of all the stupid questions that you ask.
2006-11-05 14:06:36 · answer #1 · answered by MyGirlfriendLikesMyBaldHead 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I guess you didn't get the news. Santa Claus has been shut down anyway. The Elves tried to form a Union, but Santa locked them out during the whole month of July trying to break the Union. The ACLU filed for an injunction against him, but one of the Elves filed a report with OSHA and they closed him down during August. About that time the IRS decided to audit his records, and because he has this massive manufacturing and distribution operation but reports no income, they got the FBI involved investigating him under the RICO act for money laundering.
Santa's gone into hiding. Enjoy Hannukah instead.
2006-11-05 21:29:39 · answer #2 · answered by open4one 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, it's just republican bullies.. Santa will go to everyone's house, but if you vote republican, you'll only get lumps of coal in your stockings.. vote democrat.
2006-11-05 21:27:52 · answer #3 · answered by david n 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Santa is a Republican. He is engaged in manufacture and commerce, like any good/true Capitalist. And too: notice he "gifts" Rich Kids far better than the whiney-*** Poor Kids
2006-11-05 21:25:10 · answer #4 · answered by BOBo 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Don't worry. Santa Government will still be there to take away from the workers and give to the non-workers no matter who is elected. Since we are obviously too stupid to know what to spend our money on, Santa Government will tax us workers and distribute to everyone on his list (good or bad, companies or individuals).
2006-11-05 21:26:27 · answer #5 · answered by Figure it out! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This year we Democrats are fighting back, so I'm warnng you -- if you don't vote DEMOCRATIC neither Santa Claus NOR Easter Bunny will come to your house!
2006-11-05 21:29:30 · answer #6 · answered by worldinspector 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes.
You STILL believe in Santa Claus?
2006-11-05 21:26:48 · answer #7 · answered by dolphinluver22000 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't worry Santa is an independent.
2006-11-05 21:22:15 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Santa will still come (even more so) if you vote demarcate
2006-11-05 21:30:21 · answer #9 · answered by norsmen 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I dont know, but if I ever catch the fat bastard in my house I'm shooting him! Hell, I dont even HAVE a chimney! Thats considered breaking and entering in most states!
2006-11-05 21:27:06 · answer #10 · answered by pathstr8 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋