Will you tell me what you think of the song some kids and I came up with?

Question

I was with my friends' kids this afternoon, and we made up a silly song. Tell me what you think:

The itsy bitsy turd pie
Went down the bovine's leg.
Out came the pee
And washed the turd away.
Out came a fart
And dried up all the pee
And the itsy bitsy turd pie
Went down the leg again.

BTW, the kids are 15 & 14. I'm 30. :-D

Answer 1

I got the urge to drop a deuce now. But I like it.

Answer 2

yeah from the looks of it you are very childish and those kids are pretty immature