Best terrace football song ?

Question

Not chants, songs. As a liverpool fan I know we have possibly the best repitiore in the world, dozens of PROPER songs. I can't stand all this "who are yer" crap and "easeh, easeh, easeh" shite that soccer am started. Most of the grounds in the country now are full of muppets following each other like sheep so lets here your ORIGINAL songs. Here's 2 you will here on the Spion Kop every week.

To the tune of the beach boys Sloop John B.
We've won it at wem-ber-lee,
We've won it in Gay Paree,
In 77 and 84 it was Rome,
We've won it 5 times, we've won it 5 times,
In Istanbul we won it 5 times.

The Reds are coming up the hill boys...
The reds are coming up the hill boys...
They all laugh at us, they all mock at us,
They all say our days are numbered,
Born to be a scouse, victorious are we,
If you wanna win the cup, then you'd better hurry up,
coz we're Liverpool F. C.

Lets see if you can beat these, and i haven't even mentioned "Poor scouser Tommy" yet.

Answer 1

I like that Gooners one:
(to the tune of 'when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie.....)

“When the spurs start to cry,
When they don’t qualify,
Blame lasagne.
When they think it's a treat,
But it's real dodgy meat,
Blame lasagne!”

Answer 2

Thank god we've got some Liverpool fans on here - we've got the best repertoire of songs in England - probably in Europe !

We have over 110 songs at the last count.

Beat that, you gutless Chelsea tossers !

YNWA
Fields of Anfield Road
Liverbird Upon My Chest
Poor Scouser Tommy
Men of Anfield
The Reds Are Coming Up The Hill
Billy Shankly Boys
We Love You Liverpool
L.I.V.

.......plus many many many more

Walk on you Red Men !

Answer 3

First of all there are very few terraces about now. I'm lucky we still have it at chesterfield and some very original chanting comes from terraces which i belive should still be part of every football ground? Away at the mansfield no crib for a bed the little lord jesus looked up and he said! we 8 mansfield oh we 8 mansfield and so on!!!!!!! (to the tune of adam's family) Your father is your brother! Your sister is your mother! You like to f**k each other the mansfield family! WE ONLY HAD 3 SIDES! I really could go on all day but you get the idea.

Answer 4

POOR SCOUSER TOMMY. let me tell you a story of a poor boy, who was sent far away from his home, to fight for his king and his country, and also the old folks back home, so they put him in a higher division,sent him off to a far forign land were the flys swam around in their thousands and theres nothin to see but the sand. and the battle it started next morning under the arrabin sun, i remember a poor scouser tommy who was shot by an old nazzi gun, as he lay on the battle field dieing dieing dieing with the blood rushing out of his head (of his head) as he lay on the battle field dieing dieing theese were the last words he said. oh i am a LIVERPUDLIEN and i come from the spion kop, i like to sing i like to shout i get throun out quite a lot. i support a team dressed red the team that we all know, the team that we call LIVERPOOL and the glory we all know. weve won the leauge weve won the cups weve been to europe too we played the toffees for a laugh and left them feeling blue 5-0 rush scored 1 rush scored 2 rush scored 3 and rush scored 4 all you need is rush . from a kopite.

Answer 5

Well it's a toss of the coin for me either Poor Scouser Tommy or Fields of Anfield Road

****Fields of Anfield Road****

Outside the Shankly Gates
I heard a Kopite calling :
Shankly they have taken you away
But you left a great eleven
Before you went to heaven
Now it's glory round the Fields of Anfield Road.

Chorus :
All round the Fields of Anfield Road
Where once we watched the King Kenny play (and he could play)
We had Heighway on the wing
We had dreams and songs to sing
Of the glory round the Fields of Anfield Road

Outside the Paisley Gates
I heard a Kopite calling
Paisley they have taken you away..
You led the great 11
Back in Rome in 77
And the redmen they are still playing the same way

All round the Fields of Anfield Road
Where once we watched the King Kenny play (and he could play)
We had Heighway on the wing
We had dreams and songs to sing
Of the glory round the Fields of Anfield Road

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****Poor Scouser Tommy****

Let me tell you the story of a poor boy
Who was sent far away from his home
To fight for his king and his country
And also the old folks back home

So they put him in a Highland division
Sent him off to a far foreign land
Where the flies swarm around in their thousands
And there's nothing to see but the sands

In a battle that started next morning
Under an Arabian sun
I remember that poor Scouser Tommy
Who was shot by an old Nazi gun

As he lay on the battle field dying (dying dying)
With the blood gushing out of his head (of his head)
As he lay on the battle field dying (dying dying)
These were the last words he said...

Oh...I am a Liverpudlian
I come from the Spion Kop
I like to sing, I like to shout
I go there quite a lot (every week)

We support the team that's dressed in red
A team that we all know
A team that we call Liverpool
And to glory we will go

We've won the League, we've won the Cup
We've been to Europe too
We played the Toffees for a laugh
And we left them feeling blue - Five Nil !

One two
One two three
One two three four
Five nil !

Rush scored one
Rush scored two
Rush scored three
And Rush scored four!


Or the Song we sang during our European Cup win to the tune of blame it on the boogie.

Don't blame it on Biscan
Don't blame it on Hamman
Don't blame it on Finnan
Blame it on Traore

Answer 6

I don't know about anyone else but WHENEVER the crowd at Anfield (or even away) start on the you'll never walk alone, I get goose bumps every single time! It's like a war chant, making the 'enemy' (opponent) all scared and showing them how mighty the mighty reds can be!!! (ok, I'm waiting for all the comments now!!)

Answer 7

Build a bonfire,
Build a bonfire,
Put the derby on the top,
Put the County in the middle
And burn the ******* lot.

Ark now hear the forest sing the Derby ran away
And we will fight forever more
Because of boxing day

Never felt more like singing the blues
When Forest win and Derby lose
Oh Forest, you got me signing the Blues
Sing sing sing

Oooooh we hate Derby,
And we hate derby
We hate Derby
And we hate Derby,
We hate derby
And we hate derby
We are the derby haters,
Sheep sheep sheep shaggers
Baaaaaaaaaah!

We hate Derby we hate Leicester

When derby go down again, again
We sing, we'll sing,
When derby go down again,
again we'll sing, we'll sing

When Ian Woan scores a goal
You can stick your Hector up your hole
We all be dancing
When Derby go down again

Many seasons before us, down through history,
We all foloowed Forest on to victory,
Tra lalalala

Answer 8

OMG! Do stupid Scousers get everywhere? Manyoo have a load of sturdy songs, even nevertheless a pair of my favourites are From guy city making a song aye aye ippy ippy aye making a song aye aye ippy ippy aye making a song aye aye ippy His dad's have been given a chippy Aye aye ippy sunlight Jihai and uncertain the place I heard this, even nevertheless that's sung interior the song of rewind by way of clever Dodger Van Persie while a girl says no Mollest Her!

Answer 9

Watford fans sing at their own ground
To the tune of My old man said follow the van

"Don't sit down when Elton's around
or you'll get a penis up your ar.se"

and he's sitting in the director's box !

Answer 10

14 answers so far & no Man U ones. Love it.

Gotta be Fields of Anfield Rd & Gary Macca.