I am a progressive liberal so I am a little more enlightened then your average american. As such, I try to improve the world through my good works, I recently saw a documentary about how hard it is for criminals to get back on their feet after prison. I was ddeply moved. These men are heroes, and we all know that it is society that is to blame for why these men commited crimes. I invited three men to come stay with me after they got out. My wife and daughters were mad, but it was the right thing to do. Things are not going too well, they men trash my house and laugh about it. They steal and sell my things. They use my money to buy alcohol and prostitutes. I tried getting them jobs but they won't go. They beat up my neighbor for no reason and then they sexually assualted my wife and daughters. What should I do? I don't make a lot of money because of the republican economy and can't afford it. I know it is not these heroes fault, but i can't live with them anymore. what can I do?
2006-11-05 08:40:45 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
Nice question. Vote Republican as you always have. Maybe you can get a Senator or Congressman to molest your children next time.
2006-11-05 08:44:29 · answer #1 · answered by shermynewstart 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Well, for one they arnt heroes. And you cant blame society for what theyve done. I hope youve learned your lesson.
Dont even ask them to leave...call the police and have them come make them leave. You said that they sexually assaulted your wife and daughters.....thats all you need.
All of this , for some reason sounds like a joke. If not, call 911.
2006-11-05 16:48:47 · answer #2 · answered by ~~ 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Perhaps you could move out and give them the extra space for their friends as they are released. Do not forget to pay the utility bills will you? They really don't need to be cold
2006-11-05 16:46:16 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Why do I not believe you? This seems like not-too-intelligent satire. Are you some kind of a conservative ringer? Or are you just a moron?
If you're going to do satire, you have to be smarter about it. Hang up and dial again!
2006-11-05 16:46:59 · answer #4 · answered by SlowClap 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
How long did it take you to make that one up?.... of course you did say you were a progressive liberal.... if it is true you got what you deserve.
2006-11-05 16:51:16 · answer #5 · answered by IdahoMike 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋