2006-11-05 07:32:01 · 17 answers · asked by blue_eyed_brat78 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Did any of them actualy work?
2006-11-05 11:44:07 · update #1
20 May Not Cut It Pick Up Lines
1)That dress looks good on you, as a matter of fact; so would I.
2)(Female at the copy machine) reproducing, eh? Mind if I help?
3)You know I never was too good at Maths; Like if I put you and I together, would I possibly get 69?
4)If you and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole?
5)You have pretty eyeballs. Of course they would be better if they were eyeing my pretty balls.
6)Hey, here’s the word of the day: LEGS. Whatya say we go upstairs and spread the word.
7)If I said you had a nice body, would you hold it against me …Please???
8)Why don’t you sit on my lap and we’ll get things straight between us.
9)You know I gave you a piece of my mind, but I’ve got more of something else.
10)Would you like to have breakfast tomorrow? Should I nudge you or call you?
11)Ask a girl if she likes jewellery. Then grad your nuts and say, then suck this, it’s a gem!
12)Were you father a mechanic? Then how did you get such a finely tuned body?
13)Hey baby, wanna play lion? Ok. You kneel right there and I’ll throw you my meat.
14)I’ve got the ship; you’ve got the harbor…. What say we tie up for the night?
15)My name is ______. Just remember that, so you’ll know what to scream later.
16)Hey baby, wanna lock crotches and swap gravy?
17)I’m on fire baby; can I run through your sprinkler?
18)He: I hear you like to sing. Her: Yeah…You (whip out your Pud) well, then step up to the mike!
19)Baby I’m no Flintstone, but I can make you bedrock!
20)Motion your finger to a girl to come over to you, when she gets there say, I just made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with TWO!
2006-11-05 08:00:25 · answer #1 · answered by annie 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I don't use lines but the worst line I ever heard was:
" Baby, would you like to have my baby." That was the worst line ever someone told me.
2006-11-05 15:51:36 · answer #2 · answered by ♥♥Bree♥♥ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You have a face of an angel coming down from heaven. Pity you fell on your face.
2006-11-05 15:34:25 · answer #3 · answered by Spadesboffin 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"I'm glad I drive a Porche because your body has some dangerous curves"
"If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?"
"Did it hurt? when you fell from Heaven?"
"Can I check your tag? (checks tag) Just like I thought, made in Heaven"
2006-11-05 15:39:16 · answer #4 · answered by sf_webb 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A fella was riding on the Washington DC Metro (subway) when an attractive woman asked him, "Do you have the time?"
Great response, "Sure. What do you wanna do?!"
2006-11-05 15:34:24 · answer #5 · answered by WindWalker10 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I've heard so many. Heres a few:
A guy comes up to you and grabs your hand and says "I think you dropped this."
A guy picks up a sugar packet from the floor and says "Sugar?Did you drop your name tag?"
2006-11-05 17:00:17 · answer #6 · answered by meganrose 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
when you ask "did it hurt?"person 1
"did what hurt" person 2
"oh , when you fell from heaven. because with a face like that you have to be an angel" person1
2006-11-05 15:35:08 · answer #7 · answered by lize 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are we gonna go to my dorm and mess around or what?
Sadly, that began a six month long relationship. Yea....
2006-11-05 15:40:58 · answer #8 · answered by J 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funniest: do you have a mirror in your pocket cause i can see my self in your pants
and, i may not be fred flinstone but i can sure make your bedrock
corniest: oww my leg hurts from when i fell for you
worst: it aint gunna suck itself
2006-11-05 15:36:02 · answer #9 · answered by ellissa h 1 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Funny & Worst - When she says, "What's that you have on that smells so good", you answer, "I've got a hard on, but I didn't know you could smell it."
2006-11-05 15:40:15 · answer #10 · answered by iknowtruthismine 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋