If you were an alien from another planet arriving on Earth, how would you describe what you saw?

Answer 1

I would think it was such a beautiful place, There are many lovely places on Earth, such scenery, beautiful landscapes, and with a few exceptions a kind friendly race of people,

That is Unless I landed in Slough

Answer 2

This place is a madhouse. Bedlam. These people have soiled their own nest, their *only* nest, past the point of no return...

And are so caught up in games of greed, race-hate and fanaticism that they think it's "normal" to hate each other so much and to want to kill each other so much. They think it's normal to let whole cities go to rot and ruin, and to let whole generations of youth do much the same.

And those who *can* do something about it, don't care to, they *refuse to* because the chaos is the *only* source of "profit" they have left...

And those who care to do something to truly help and problem-solve...they aren't allowed to. They are *at least* labeled "liberal" or "crazy" or "wrong-headed" if not treated like criminals and attacked and harrassed openly and publicly.

The safest bets are:

--Quarantine the planet so that its destruction does as little collateral damage to other *non barbaric* societies as possible, or....

--Archive the best of the species....take sample-sized parts of the population, that represent what little intelligence and moral conscience remains of this species, and create a *save point* from which these "people" can reconstruct a better society once the current one implodes under its own wrongful pride.

(ok, but seriously, if I were an alien, chances are I would have already created that "save point", sometime between 1980 and 1985....)

Answer 3

Depends on the state of the planet you have just come from. If you were fleeing persecution, or devastation then the Earth would seem an inviting place to take over. If you were an advanced civilisation then you might want to turn round and look else where.

Answer 4

I would tell my alien brethern that I saw this girl in Lake O. that screwed everything on two legs, her name was Ashley. No seriously.... I would say that its a wonderous place filled with mountains, trees, bees, whales, snails but there is a great place right off the coast of Florida where you can steal ships and planes for the intergalatic fencing operation. I think its the bermuda triangle?

Answer 5

I relatively have a great exterior, and characteristic 2 cows interior the exterior. I relatively have seen a unidentified flying merchandise 6 cases in my exterior. i think of they have been there to play around with my cows. I have not have been given any thought why.there is an entire city stuffed with 20,000 human beings close by. Heck, my residing house on my own includes 3 person human beings and six person infants. Why those extraterrestrial beings are so involved or in touch approximately my cows basically boggles my recommendations. yet so a techniques they do no longer look to prefer to harm us. in the event that they needed us ineffective, all they might ought to do is carry their unidentified flying merchandise basically above my residing house and then supply it the gas.

Answer 6

I would describe Earth as a bunch of pathetic humans who always fight. They sure would be an easy planet to take over.

Answer 7

I would describe it as
'globbablobbidob heelahhhoohah dingly-wingly uranus woojah'

But that would just be my first impression of Earth.

On closer inspection, I might elaborate a little by adding 'greephifoficon deli-france starbucks, dobbiblobbidib'

Depending on where I landed, really.

Answer 8

If you mean bonfire night -
These creatures are never gonna make it up there with those rockets. And why do they stand outside by a fire, when they have gas central heating. I don't know what the universe is coming to.

Answer 9

To be fair, lets hope they don't land in the inner city, for they would just be ignored, if country living they hit upon, well out would come the shotguns, so guess they would find us diverse as what we really are

Answer 10

i'd tell my alien friends to come say goodbye to a dying planet, but better hurry as it's almost over