Bill pilled up a stool at his favorite bar and announced, "My wife Suzie must love me more than any woman has ever loved any man!" "What makes you say that?" the bartender inquired. "Last week," Bill explained, "I had to take a couple of sick days from work. Suzie was so thrilled to have me around that every time the milkman and the post office guy came by, she'd run down the driveway, waving her arms and hollering, `My old man's home! My old man's home!'"
2006-11-05 02:03:18 · 11 answers · asked by Citizen 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Omg that is funny.
2006-11-05 03:18:11 · answer #1 · answered by Sexy-n-Hot 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Wow, that got me laughing.
Bill must be the dumbest guy on the planet.
2006-11-05 10:11:42 · answer #2 · answered by Z, unnecessary letter 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Yeah because shes letting them know that her husbands home so they won't be able to have their little affairs.
2006-11-05 10:06:06 · answer #3 · answered by Trini-HaitianGrl81 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
thats funny
2006-11-05 10:05:33 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Absolutely. If she was proper, she would have invited them in for a threesome.
2006-11-05 10:06:31 · answer #5 · answered by Bob 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
cant get your own i see thats why i stopped reading u
2006-11-05 11:19:15 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
I love it/
2006-11-05 10:30:14 · answer #7 · answered by copestir 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I would say "this isn't love"
2006-11-05 10:06:10 · answer #8 · answered by Lynn M 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
heehee! good one....
2006-11-05 10:05:08 · answer #9 · answered by turtle girl 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
LOL
2006-11-05 16:29:22 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋