2006-11-05 00:12:32 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Science & Mathematics ➔ Zoology
Not only that but how does the Obituary page of the newpapers get people to die in alphabetical order like that?
2006-11-05 00:21:03 · answer #1 · answered by Debra D 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You have already received some elements of the answer. The entire truth is that as a part of GWB's WAR ON TERROR all living things are now compelled to eat a digital watch and tracking device at birth. In humans the date stamp is on the bottom of the left foot for females and the right foot for males. Check it out. I can't find the stamp on ***** cats. It must be under the fur somewhere.
You will notes that the stamp on the egg is therefore an error. The stamp should really be on the chick. No doubt this will be soon be corrected by the DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND SECURITY.
2006-11-05 08:28:30 · answer #2 · answered by Cptn. B 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
It's the revolutionary ringpiece ink stamp that makes all the difference. Soon they'll be compulsory in dogs too, that way I can find out which cnut keeps crapping at my front gate.
2006-11-05 08:18:26 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lol. Im not sure, but it explains why I found bits of my printer when I was cleaning out the chicken coop.
2006-11-05 12:15:06 · answer #4 · answered by Mallows_4ever 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not half as clever as boxing them up and driving them to the shop
2006-11-05 08:15:45 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sod the date. Where does that little lion come from?
2006-11-05 09:58:41 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
They are installing micro-ink jet printers in their asses.
2006-11-05 08:19:18 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good observation. I love it.
2006-11-05 08:30:14 · answer #8 · answered by old_woman_84 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It is indeed!
Selective breeding my friend. It works wonders.
Wonders...
2006-11-05 08:14:16 · answer #9 · answered by CJ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They have a microchip shoved up their ***.
2006-11-05 08:17:21 · answer #10 · answered by DAVA 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋