On Anarchist Island all was quiet, the islanders sleeping soundly after another day of hard work, mutual support and respect. The dawn brought bad news however- the black sails of pirate ships could been on the horizon, and they were steadily coming closer...
what happens next?
2006-11-04 22:37:29 · 24 answers · asked by Buzzard 7 in Education & Reference ➔ Words & Wordplay
The clan leader, Mumferd the mulilated, hobbled to the edge of the cliff looking toward the sails, he signaled to the firemen to light the signal to summon the men from the other parts of the island to the amphitheatre. Taking his partner, Ruby the ravaged, hand he quickly hobbled to the great hall. Upon arriving he told a young message boy to quickly gather the elders. Whent he elders had arrived in the great hall, he told them of the spotted ships on the horizon, told them to gather the weapons they had stocked at their respective houses and meet in the amphitheatre. Abandoning Rubys' support, Mumferd grabbed his scepter of wisdom and dragging his dead leg behind him, made his way to the theatre. Mumferd stood in the pit of the amphitheatre and surveyed his rag tag group. Looking down at their leader the men quieted and awaited his wise words. "MEN, Ships have been spotted on the horizon. They fly the black sails of Boris the badas.s." said Mumferd. A collective gasp rippled through the crowd. "What are we to do, O'wise one" shouted a frightened soul. "We have trained for this inevitable confrontation, your house leaders are gathering the weapons, you will all go to your battle stations, and on my signal we shall GUT THE DIRTY SONS OF MOTHERLESS GOATS, AND FEAST ON THEIR ENTRAILS, WE SHALL SEND THEIR DEMONIC LOVELESS SOULS TO THE BOATMAN AND WITH NO COINS TO PAY FOR PASSAGE THEY SHALL WANDER THE BANKS OF THE RIVER STIX LIKE THE FORSAKEN SOULS THEY ARE" A mighty cheer erupted from the men. "THEN WE SHALL TAKE THEIR SHIPS RETURN TO THEIR LAND SACK THEIR TOWNS, RAVAGE THEIR CROPS, AND ENSLAVE THEIR WHORES" Another mightier cheer burst forth from the gathered men. "WE BASK IN THE GLORY OF YOUR WISDOM, YOUR WILL SHALL BE DONE" the men shouted back. At once the group split into groups and filed off to their posts like a colony of fireants. Sitting under cover they awaited the dreaded Boris.
Meanwhile...on the flagship.
" I don't know if this is such a good idea captain" said Lt. Leghorn. "Don't be such a worry wart, we are going with peace offerings. Don't you think it is time to embrace our neighbours, the trade and expanded gene pool will benifit us all." replied Boris. "Look they are lighting fires to help guide us to their shores" said the Lt. " You see Leghorn, all your worry for nothing, they have been on this island for 12 generations with no contact to the rest of the continents, they are probably wondering what took us so long." replied Boris.
The ships anchored 50 yards from the beach, a landing party bearing gifts, from each ship rowed through the surf and gently landed on the beach. " I don't see anyone, where do you think everyone is?" asked Lt. Leghorn. " I don't know, but I expected a better greeting than a deserted beach" replied Boris.
Out of the murky depths, the Anarchist Island amphibious assault team discarded their bamboo breathing tubes and slipped out of the water and crept up the sides of the three ships, with the remaining crew members eyes trained on the shore, they slide over the rails of the ship like vipers eyeing up prey undecteded. A quick glance to the other ships and a negligable nod, they decended onto the poop deck and the carnage began.
Shouts erupted from the ships, the men on the shore, looked back to their countrymen, it only took a second for it to register that the shouts were not of joy, but of blood curdling screams, the screams of their countrymen dying. Looking to one another eyes wide with disbelief, they scanned the jungle beyond the beach, suddenly a cold chill erupted from their bones, their skin tingled and hair stood on end. A battle cry bellowed and in a flash the landing party was swarmed by men swinging axes and clubs.
The battle was over in minutes, blood, skull and brain matter squished through toes like jelly. Mumfred called for silence, reaching down, looking into the vacant eyes of Boris tore his heart from his chest, he held the heart high for everyone to see, and bellowed "WE HAVE DEFEATED OUR FOE, AND TONIGHT WE SHALL FEAST!!!" A thunderous cheer erupted from the shore and ships. Mumfred looked at his foes bloody heart oozing blood over his hand and forearm, took a large bite and shouted," LIGHT THE FIRES"
2006-11-04 23:45:14 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
The sentry felt a heavy dread fill him, but he sounded the alarm. The blowing of the horn shattered the quiet, rousing the islanders from their sleep. The chief ran towards the sentry, as he did so he could see the ships like the arching back of a sea monster on the horizon. He shouted to the people who stood in stunned terror to run for the caves in the middle of the island. The islanders fled, leaving all behind them and prayed to the spirits that the pirates would not find them.
I could go on but it would be more than a few pages. Good start though.
2006-11-05 06:57:50 · answer #2 · answered by greylady 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
'hi,' said the pirates as they came ashore, 'we've come to enter the best anarchist competition'. We are experts you know- totally unlawabiding citizens. In fact we were thinking of overturning the competition as we don't stick to rules. The anarchists and the pirates decided not to have a competion, but then decided that was a sort of rule too. Whilst they debated this issue, they had some island hooch which was very strong and all the island fell asleep again.
2006-11-05 06:45:31 · answer #3 · answered by brainlady 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Then, all of a sudden, the islanders see the waters open up and the pirates are engulfed into the swirling waters. Soon, the pirates were no longer seen, as they had been swallowed up by the water. The islanders rejoiced and went on to have a normal day.
2006-11-05 06:41:36 · answer #4 · answered by Mirus Era 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The Dawn - a small race of rather myopic rodents - were, however, mistaken. The black sails were in fact clouds from the latest volcanic eruption caused by global warming caused by anarchists who didn't give a s**t who was running the planet so long as it wasn't a government. What goes around, comes around and finally the anarchists realised what responsibilty meant as they choked on the ashes of a dead civilization.
2006-11-08 16:30:10 · answer #5 · answered by jabusthexut 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
these sounds like Ur writing a book and cant think of what to say so Ur getting other plp 2 do Ur work tisk tisk but i know they all enter a death pack so they wont become slaves but when they do their not pirate ships after all but rescue ships the only reason the sails AR black is because they AR all 2 lazy to clean them but when they come on land the ghosts of the dead islands haunt them so know the island is cursed 4 ever c what happens when Ur lazy an when u overreact the morel of the story is gud right
2006-11-05 06:56:59 · answer #6 · answered by mriee 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
The pirates (both of them) went on a killing and raping spree among the 2000 strong anarchist community - and the anarchists applauded them for being "differently moraled", and supported their invioable human rights to fight, f*ck, kill and rape. Even Pegleg the paedo was supported by the offering of young kiddies to fiddle with, and they all lived happily ever after. Until they had to wash and get jobs, that is!
2006-11-05 07:10:26 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
so then they decide to paint each other with edible finger paints and then lick it all off before the thunder dragon came out of his cave to eat them... also they needed to make breakfast because they were hungry and the milk was about to go bad... after reading the morning anarchist paper they decided to go to six flags over anarchist island for some fun and hot dogs....poor ralphie threw up all over donna and she got mad at him and kicked him in the crotch.... that's when the pirates stormed anarchist island... the pirates soon realized there was nothing to take so they caught a plane back to miami for some sun and drinks with umbrellas....and everyone went home happy
2006-11-05 06:43:51 · answer #8 · answered by i like fried chicken 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
They don't sound like a load of anarchists to me your islanders, perhaps the pirates got lost and were heading for the wrong island?
2006-11-05 06:56:13 · answer #9 · answered by Mars 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
The pirate ships invade but the anarchist fight them all off and they all live happily ever after
2006-11-05 06:46:14 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
The women, who had been left behind to do all the work on the island while their menfolk raped and pillaged, all groaned and said "Oh no! The men are coming back and now we have to spend all week getting their blasted sails clean again."
2006-11-05 06:51:08 · answer #11 · answered by Sue 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋